Joke thread!!!
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From: Lovely Reno, NV
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Originally Posted by Ali G
How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back for more.
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back for more.
That is true Gold! Nice work.
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From: Peoples Republik of Kalifornia
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Originally Posted by Ali G
What three two-letter words does Mike hear several times a week that denote "small"?
"Is it in?"
"Is it in?"
* disclaimer: it is actually not that bad... yet.
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Originally Posted by Egan
I'm married now. "Several times a week" should be changed to "a couple of times a month."
* disclaimer: it is actually not that bad... yet.
* disclaimer: it is actually not that bad... yet.
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Joined: Sep 2004
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From: Pimpin' tards
Finding it impossible to get laid, Ed decides to visit a whorehouse. As he is sitting in the waiting room when he notices jars of tomatoes on the shelves. Realizing that he is hungry, he opens a jar and precedes to devour an entire jar.
The next day he returns and eats another jar while waiting for his prostitute.
On the third day he asks a hooker where they got those juicy tomatoes.
The ***** replies, "Tomatoes? Those are last weeks abortions."
The next day he returns and eats another jar while waiting for his prostitute.
On the third day he asks a hooker where they got those juicy tomatoes.
The ***** replies, "Tomatoes? Those are last weeks abortions."