Joke thread!!!
02-15-2005, 01:26 PM
#122
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Originally Posted by STi_or_EVO
dude your fuqin distgusting you fuqin paki!! LMAO!!!
PLease don;t dodge the swear filter.....
haha..oops,. I'm not a mod here....too bad the mods all suck.
02-15-2005, 01:48 PM
#124
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A fellow went for a check up to his family physician. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave the man the bad news -- "I'm sorry, but you only have 6 months to live." Obviously the man was shocked. He replied, "Please Doc, give me some advice!" "Well," the doctor said, "here is what I would do. First off, I would move to Arkansas. Then I would buy a hog farm. Finally, I would marry a 350 lb. woman." Looking perplexed, the man replied "my God, doc, how in the world will that help?" The doctor answered, "Well, I don't know how much it will help your illness, but it will be the longest 6 months of your life!"
02-15-2005, 03:08 PM
#129
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Originally Posted by STi_or_EVO
dude your ****in disgusting you ****in paki!!!!!!! LOL!!!!
Seriously though, you should give it a try. It would surely beat the hogs you have been slamming ham with.
FWIW, Ed's mom is a close second to dead babies - especially if she picks her scabbed over blisters first, the bloody serum is an awesome lubricant.
02-15-2005, 03:15 PM
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OMG.. sorry guys.. My brother-in-law came over and saw that and commented on the issue Using my screen name.. I can either leave it or delete it .. If someone can tell me how to delete it..
02-15-2005, 03:18 PM
#132
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Originally Posted by STi_or_EVO
OMG.. sorry guys.. My brother-in-law came over and saw that and commented on the issue Using my screen name.. I can either leave it or delete it .. If someone can tell me how to delete it..
02-15-2005, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
Next time he comes over, kick him in the nuts and shave his head for me. He is about as fun as a hairy sand filled vagina...
OMG hahahaha !!! ! Will DO Capn' .. lol
you know these Damn H.S. Seniors that think they Rule it all .. lol
02-15-2005, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by LagnWagn
Thanks Ed, I appreciate it..
No one here likes me....what did I do to upset everyone..
hmmm.
No one here likes me....what did I do to upset everyone..
hmmm.
Awee Poor Matt.. sorry dude.. Didn't mean to get you Busted/Banned there .. lol