Dude you quoted yourself. Ha.

 

PLease don;t dodge the swear filter.....

haha..oops,. I'm not a mod here....too bad the mods all suck.

 

 

A fellow went for a check up to his family physician. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave the man the bad news -- "I'm sorry, but you only have 6 months to live." Obviously the man was shocked. He replied, "Please Doc, give me some advice!" "Well," the doctor said, "here is what I would do. First off, I would move to Arkansas. Then I would buy a hog farm. Finally, I would marry a 350 lb. woman." Looking perplexed, the man replied "my God, doc, how in the world will that help?" The doctor answered, "Well, I don't know how much it will help your illness, but it will be the longest 6 months of your life!"

 

 

OMG, I would get so much work done if you'd ban me.,..that would rule.

 

I would be sad.

 

Thanks Ed, I appreciate it..

No one here likes me....what did I do to upset everyone..

hmmm.

 

What? Sex with dead babies rocks - their bones have not completly formed yet so you can mold them into anything you want. Plus they don't complain when you blow your load of throat yogurt on their faces.

Seriously though, you should give it a try. It would surely beat the hogs you have been slamming ham with.

FWIW, Ed's mom is a close second to dead babies - especially if she picks her scabbed over blisters first, the bloody serum is an awesome lubricant.

 

:appalled:

 

OMG.. sorry guys.. My brother-in-law came over and saw that and commented on the issue Using my screen name.. I can either leave it or delete it .. If someone can tell me how to delete it..

 

Next time he comes over, kick him in the nuts and shave his head for me. He is about as fun as a hairy sand filled vagina...

 

OMG hahahaha !!! ! Will DO Capn' .. lol


you know these Damn H.S. Seniors that think they Rule it all .. lol

 

You're bangin' him aren't you?

 

Awee Poor Matt.. sorry dude.. Didn't mean to get you Busted/Banned there .. lol