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01-26-2005, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
[Sir Cumference]
hahaahahahaha
[Sir Cumference]
hahaahahahaha
What did the nut say to the tree?
Gee I'm a tree (Geometry)
01-26-2005, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
[Sir Cumference]
hahaahahahaha
[Sir Cumference]
hahaahahahaha
I got one..its kind of long, but it's good.
> A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each
>week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
> >
> > One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began
>to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he
>started shouting in the middle of the show:
> >
> > "Look, it's not the same hat!"
> >
> > "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."
> >
> > "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
> >
> > The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after
>all, the captain's parrot.
> >
> > Then the ship sank.
> >
> > The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the
>sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other
>with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and then
>another, and then another.
> >
> > Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:
> >
> > "OK, I give up. Where's the f'ing ship?
01-26-2005, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
What is the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
one was the first man to land on the moon and the other ****** little boys in the ***
one was the first man to land on the moon and the other ****** little boys in the ***
ohhhhh snaps!