Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?

[Sir Cumference]

hahaahahahaha

 

lol, did you learn that in math today?


What did the nut say to the tree?

Gee I'm a tree (Geometry)

 

haha
I got one..its kind of long, but it's good.

> A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each
>week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
> >
> > One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began
>to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he
>started shouting in the middle of the show:
> >
> > "Look, it's not the same hat!"
> >
> > "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."
> >
> > "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
> >
> > The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after
>all, the captain's parrot.
> >
> > Then the ship sank.
> >
> > The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the
>sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other
>with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and then
>another, and then another.
> >
> > Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:
> >
> > "OK, I give up. Where's the f'ing ship?

 

Two peanuts were walking down the street....


One was a-salted....


hahhahahaha

 

If your a monkey in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom.

















European

 

What has 6 ***** and ****** Mexicans?


The California Lottery

 

What is the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong?


one was the first man to land on the moon and the other ****** little boys in the ***

 

Why did hitler really kill himself?

He saw the gas bill!

 

ohhhhh snaps!

 

What the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldnt be caught dead in a Volvo...

 

What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?

A pick pocket snatches watches...

 

What do you call a blond with pigtales?


A blow job with handle bars

 

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?


The wheelchair

 

OMG!!!!

hahahahhahaha

 

Why do they call it PMS?

Because mad cow disease was already taken