Joke thread!!!
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Originally Posted by Ali G
What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
Floaties with a slashed baby.
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From: Pimpin' tards
And now it is time to pick the punch line you like best:
How do you make a dead baby float?
Fill a glass with root beer, and add a scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby.
-or-
Take your foot off its head.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Fill a glass with root beer, and add a scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby.
-or-
Take your foot off its head.
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From: Pimpin' tards
A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense
12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.
Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked
the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....
SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
and THROWS it against the wall....
Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and
hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????
The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!
12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.
Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked
the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....
SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
and THROWS it against the wall....
Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and
hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????
The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Ali G
If you think tards hugging balloons or even tards dancing is funny you should see the moves they bust out with when you dump a gallon of gasoline on them and toss 'em a lit sparkler.
