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Old 01-26-2005, 01:49 PM
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What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?

The same baby three weeks later.
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Old 01-26-2005, 01:50 PM
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What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?

Floaties with a slashed baby.
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Old 01-26-2005, 01:51 PM
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What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?

Floaties with a slashed baby.
haha I see what you did there?
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Old 01-26-2005, 01:52 PM
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And now it is time to pick the punch line you like best:

How do you make a dead baby float?

Fill a glass with root beer, and add a scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby.
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Take your foot off its head.
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What is black and bubbly and taps on glass every ten seconds?

Dead baby in a carousel microwave!
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Old 01-26-2005, 01:55 PM
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What is red and crawls up a woman's leg?

A homesick abortion!
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Take your foot off its head.
:rotfl: :rotfl: WIN
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Old 01-26-2005, 01:57 PM
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Why does the husband always bring boiling water at a birth?

In case the baby dies, he can make soup.
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Old 01-26-2005, 01:57 PM
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What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?

You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?

Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense
12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.

Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked
the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....

SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
and THROWS it against the wall....

Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and
hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????

The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-26-2005, 01:59 PM
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What is a truck load of ****** good for?

Toys for *****...
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Old 01-26-2005, 02:26 PM
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If you think tards hugging balloons or even tards dancing is funny you should see the moves they bust out with when you dump a gallon of gasoline on them and toss 'em a lit sparkler.
You were supposed to link the pic.
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Originally Posted by Egan
You were supposed to link the pic.
This one?

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i musta missed something, but wuts with all the dead baby jokes??
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