Joke thread!!!
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alright here we go
q: how do you circumcize a redneck?
a: kick his sister in the chin
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JUSTIN BIEBER FAN
q: how do you circumcize a redneck?
a: kick his sister in the chin
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JUSTIN BIEBER FAN
Last edited by svek; Feb 20, 2011 at 11:10 AM.
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Originally Posted by 1reguL8NSTi
I need the go ahead on a funny and obscene joke about women. I've got nothing against women but this is a damn funny joke.
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Originally Posted by 1reguL8NSTi
What do you call the useless skin around a vagina?
A Women
A Women
We waited over 24 hours for the gem? I don't think even the Amish would find that obscene - or funny for that matter. No thank you for playing and please DON'T try again.
A gay man named Roger goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Roger, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Roger is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Roger asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ******* is for."
The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Roger asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ******* is for."
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Originally Posted by ericdared81
"Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flys". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most irridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.
I then cared and loved it and fixed its broken bones, but alas, it would not fly, so I threw it away.
(The last part may have been made up)
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Two arabs move to the US and on the plane over they where figting over who would be more American with in a year so they agreed to meet one year later to see who was mor American. So a year later they met and the first arab says I just ate at McDonalds after watching the Yankee game. The other arab just gave him an angry look and said **** You Towel Head.
What do you get when you cross Terri S. with an octapus?
----Hell if I know but it can sure pick berries.
What has 16 ***** and 3 pubic hairs?
---- A slumber party at Michael Jackson's house!
Why are Indonesian children so clean?
----Because their parents have really gone overboard with the Tide.
What do you get when you cross Terri S. with an octapus?
----Hell if I know but it can sure pick berries.
What has 16 ***** and 3 pubic hairs?
---- A slumber party at Michael Jackson's house!
Why are Indonesian children so clean?
----Because their parents have really gone overboard with the Tide.
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Originally Posted by 1reguL8NSTi
Two arabs move to the US and on the plane over they where figting over who would be more American with in a year so they agreed to meet one year later to see who was mor American. So a year later they met and the first arab says I just ate at McDonalds after watching the Yankee game. The other arab just gave him an angry look and said **** You Towel Head.
What do you get when you cross Terri S. with an octapus?
----Hell if I know but it can sure pick berries.
What has 16 ***** and 3 pubic hairs?
---- A slumber party at Michael Jackson's house!
Why are Indonesian children so clean?
----Because their parents have really gone overboard with the Tide.
What do you get when you cross Terri S. with an octapus?
----Hell if I know but it can sure pick berries.
What has 16 ***** and 3 pubic hairs?
---- A slumber party at Michael Jackson's house!
Why are Indonesian children so clean?
----Because their parents have really gone overboard with the Tide.
Originally Posted by Ali G
You really should do your homework instead of posting these lame jokes. I would hate to see you have to stay after school or get detention. Now run along and plagiarize your book report jackass...
