wish granted, but it was laced with pcp and now your at the top of a tree screaming at the hive of bees steeling your honey.

I wish I'll win big money in vegas this weekend.

 

Wish granted but the winnings were lost on "just one more bet".

I wish these bees would stop stealing my honey!

 

Wish granted, but Winnie the Pooh kills you for your honey.

I wish my WRX didn't feel like it was made entirely out of recycled soda bottles.
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Wish granted. But it weighs 6000 lbs and your motor blows as you try to make it up a hill.

I wish my stuff on craigslist would sell.

 

Wish granted,but you were paid with a check...that is fake


Wish I was a pornstar

 

wish granted, your now in gay ****

I wish I didnt have a math test tomorrow

 

Wish granted - you star in DP gay **** movies where two dudes Eiffel Tower you.

I wish I was done with work for the day (but that I still had a job to come back to tomorrow).

Edit: Doh - bkblitzed beat me to it.

Wish granted - you got a notice from the school saying you have been on academic disqualification for the past 2 semesters, and are not being kicked out.

I still wish I was done with work for the day (but that I still had a job to come back to tomorrow).
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R1200GS

 

Wish granted, you are a leg in the tower of Jaiver's Gay ****. hahaha

I wish that the Giants would win the 2010 world series.

 

Wish granted. Well, they better ****in' win!

I wish physics did not exist.

 

Wish granted, but now things that go up do not go down, including hot girls.

I wish I didn't have class until 10:00 tonight.

(EDIT: Glad everyone is liking the game!)

 

wish granted, someone set the school on fire @ 6:00, but you were trapped inside

I wish it would dump 6 ft of snow at the mountains so I could shred this weekend

(edit: i think its better than the 3 word game)

 

Wish granted, but you fall and break your leg, ending your career as a world-famous snowboarder before it got the chance to start. You'll have to work at WalMart for the rest of your life.

I wish today's batch of beer was already ready to drink.

 

Wish granted. But someone pooped in it.

I wish the Giants would make an epic comeback.

 

Wish granted but the whole team was lost in a horrible plane crash the next day.

Wish I could have all the money needed to build the subie up.

 

Wish granted, but you forgot to torque all the bolts down to spec and your suspension comes apart on the track along with your crank pulley falling out.

I wish all these TV shows I get into would stop getting cancelled every fall.