wish granted. BUT YOU ALREADY DID el oh el

I wish i didnt have to do this essay

 

Granted, but now you have to do an 'esse'.

I wish I never had to pay another bill.

 

Wish granted. Now you're bum living in a box.
I wish Cobb would make a vf48 ots map.

 

Wish granted, but you are in prison and your roommate is Bubba.

I wish that I could stop spending so much time on I-Club!

 

Wish granted, but there isn't a detox for internism and they're going to put microchips into your brain to operate the internet while doing other things in life.

I wish I could afford World Series Giants Tickets.

 

Wish granted, but now you're stuck on evom.netorgedu forever.

I really wish my cardboard condominium had more space.

 

Wish granted, but now you don't have any limbs.

I wish I had a new phone.

 

Wish granted but you got no buddies to call!

I wish donuts were "healthy"

 

Wish granted but you had to undergo experimental surgery to replace your existing organs with mechanical ones. It allows you to eat anything you want and will process any byproduct that's unhealthy for you but now the side effect is you are impotent for life.

I wish I could control minds.

 

Wish granted, you are an advertising and marketing tool bag. You are in a loveless, faithless marriage and your kids hate you.

I wish to end the entropy of the Universe.

 

Wish granted but everything stops progressing ending society.

I wish work is as easy as it is easily said.

 

Wish granted. Now you have been replaced by the janitor.

I wish this burrito didn't make me fart in from of my gf so much.

 

Wish granted but now the trapped air has created diverticulitis and your on a clear liquid diet for 3 weeks. (too elaborate?)

I wish I had a 2.25 inch... exhaust system

 

wish granted.

I am pleased with life and don't want anything

 

Since you didn't make a wish your house burned down.

I wish I was high.