Wish granted, but Glee stays on until eternity....

I wish I could do my E30 V10 swap for free

 

Wish Granted, but when you received the parts they were actually stolen off another car. The police find the parts on your car, impound your car, and you do 6 months for possession of stolen property. The upside is you make friends with a guy named Big Bubba, but downside he makes you his *****...

I wish the Detriot Lions would win the Superbowl so I could rub it in all of my buddies faces... forever

 

wish granted, unfortunately since you're a Lions fan you have no friends whose faces you could rub it into.

I wish it was 5PM on friday.

 

wish granted, but your boss rolls by your desk at the last minute and pulls a Lumberg on you.

I wish I were at the track.

 

Wish granted, but you don't have your car with you -- only a pair of cleats.

I wish it were lunch time now.

 

Wish granted, but your *** and mouth are both sewn shut

I wish I didnt have to do inventory at work

 

wish granted, but they decided you're being transfered to a newly aquired sanitary district, and you are the single team member who cleans the poop storage containment pools and they want an action plan on their desk by tomorrow......

i wish stupid people didnt ask stupid questions.

josh

 

Wish granted, but now the world is a mighty quiet place.

I wish the world wasnt so quiet.....

 

Wish granted, but now every other car on the road is a scraper and all you can hear is trunks rattling.

I wish i had a yakima ski rack.

 

wish granted.. but you dont have a lock so your snow board/skis got stolen

I wish i paid attention in high school math.

 

wish granted, but you didn't get it at all and got discouraged so you dropped out of school and are homeless now.

I wish I had a better history teacher.

 

Wish granted, but you are so inspired you choose to major in history, realize there's zero employment in that field and become a greeter at wal-mart.

I wish I were snowboarding.

 

wish granted, but there is no snow so you break your board and 25 different bones as you go down the rocky mountainside.

I wish more people were online right now to play this game cuz I'm bored

 

wish granted. all of i club is online but none of them have a keyboard.

I wish the newly turned 21 year olds knew how to tip properly.

 

Wish granted, but they all frequent the place up the street and you're out of a job.

I wish I were better at chess.