wish granted, but all you have to barter with are Hana Montana face towels... and nobody wants Hana Montana face towels.

I wish I had a magical pizza maker that made whatever pizza I wished for instantly.





edit - wish granted but it is meat pie... goat anus meat pie.

 

Wish granted, but your pizza maker only speaks Latin.

I wish I was a god.

 

wish granted but i am dyslexic.

i wish politicians would tell the truth.

 

That's OK; no animal is happier than a domestic canine, IMO.

Wish granted, the result is you crying in the corner and pissing yourself due to knowing the horrible truth.

I wish magic was real.

 

wish granted, but than harry potter turned you into a frog

I wish i had a tasty sammich

 

wish granted, but your are a vegan and it's a 4 meat 10 pound sammich...

i wish i had a 12"... clock. (and when i say clock, i meant a male genitalia...)

 

wish granted, you are now a horse

I wish I had a popsicle that would never end.

 

wish granted but you dont have any taste buds.

I wish i wish i had a fish

 

wish granted, but it's a "popsicle" and you can't stop licking it.

I wish I had a cook and a maid.

 

wish granted, but the maid was a 80 year old man who walks around naked , the cook jizz's in your food.

I wish some people would listen to reason.

 

wish granted. the world ended

I wish california didnt have such strict laws regarding cars

 

Wish granted, but you live in Butt****, Alabama.

I wish that I were a multi-billionaire.

 

wish granted, but then you died of a heart attack 5 minutes after receiving the check....

I wish that I had a bigger turbo...

 

wish granted, but it's this one.



i wish i didn't have to google image search '***** popsicle.'

 

You didn't have to... which leads me to believe that you wanted to...