wish granted, but you are only marginally better and it is the only thing that you are remotely skilled at.

I wish I had a million wishes.

 

wish granted, you now have a house full of Mikey mouse items

I wish there was no class tomorrow.

 

LOL this is pretty funny.. And I actually have that CD on my desk right now. Ha!

 

wish granted but now that there is no school tomorrow your semester is extended by 5 years

i wish i had a bigger tv

 

Wish granted, but you now you are blind.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

 

wish granted, but now you use all of your free time between i-club, goatse, and tranny pr0n sites.

i wish chicks weren't so complicated.

 

Wish granted, but now you're gay.

I wish I hadn't forgotten about a major homework project due tomorrow morning.

 

Wish granted but you procrastinated anyways.

I wish I was a jedi.

 

wish granted, but you are mace windu and die trying to arrest palpatine

I wish someone would do my econ paper and get me an A that I am credited with and is original work

 

Wish granted but the teacher thinks your an *** and you fail the class anyway

I wish I could find a WRB Suby at a good price so I can be driving one again

 

wish granted, but i stole it

I wish black friday would come sooner

 

Wish granted but you die in a shopping stampede!

I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow...

 

Wish Granted, you dont have to go back to work tomorrow, because you are fired. You are now they guy at Chuck E Cheese that cleans the urine out of the ball pit... but you can start next week.

I wish I had lost all of the weight I wanted to lose before I went to visit my parents...

 

Wish granted, but it was because you lost all your muscle mass instead of fat.

I wish I didn't get horrible mpg going up the hill to school everyday.

 

Wish granted. You run to school on your bare feet.

I wish I didn't have to wait till this evening for an in n out burger at the meet!