Here's another stupid forum game, similar to the three word game. What you do is corrupt the wish of the post before yours, and then post a new wish of your own. I'll do two posts to start it off and show you guys how its done.

I wish my Mercedes ran.

 

Wish granted, but then the car was stolen.

I wish I could go back in time.

 

Wish granted, but the year is 1987 and you are at a Rick Astley concert.

I wish Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity would become paraplegic mutes.

 

wish granted, but they become martyrs for the tea party and create a religion in their light.

i wish i was back in college.

 

Wish, granted but you have the hepatitis C and a girlfriend who is sleeping with your room mate.
I wish I had invented plastic.

 

Wish granted, but your only son choked and died on a Lego.

I wish I was done with college.

 

Wish granted, but now you can't find a job.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

Wish granted. But you're not a baller.

I wish I had rhythm.

 

Granted, but you're a quadruple amputee.

Wish I had the day off.

 

wish granted, but you have the day off since you are in county lockup for flashing a group of elderly women.

I wish that there were no freeway speed limits

 

wish granted, but there are near constant traffic jams because of all the high speed collisions.

I wish I had some RiteAid ice cream.

 

wish granted but it wasnt actually ice cream :O

I wish i could get a AP v2 soon

 

Wish granted, but it is still mated to the stupid scammer's wrecked car that sold it to you on nabisco.

I wish I was in Bora Bora.

 

Wish granted but now you have Malaria.

I wish I never ate McDonald's.

 

wish granted. But than ronald mcdonald came and forced you to EAT IT

I wish i wasn't bored