Wish granted, but you became a shut-in, agoraphobic bore.


I wish I had a job.

 

Wish gratned, but you are working as a fluffer on a gay **** film set.

I wish I could have 3-month long summer vacations.

 

Wish granted, but your job consist of putting on gloves and shoving your arm up a cows anus checking to see if it has any irregularities.

I wish I can find a car to borrow.

Edit: Crap, too slow, wrxneffect beat me

 

Wish granted, but it is a Reliant Robin.

I wish it was 5pm.

 

wish granted, it's almost 5 PM in Chicago.

I wish that ice cream trucks worked 24 hours a day.

 

Wish granted, but they all park outside your house blasting the ice cream truck music 24 hours a day.

I wish I got paid $250,000/year to test beds and lazy boy recliners.

 

Wish granted but they change policies to include crash tests and you are the test dummy.

I wish hot women walked around naked.

 

Love this game BTW

 

Wish granted, but not only are they hot, but they are fat, sweaty, ugly, hairy, and smelly.

I wish unicorns were real.

 

me2

 

Wish granted, but they're all in Southern China's SEZ being used as slave labor whilst being drained of their tears for use in North Korean biological weapons programs.

I wish the Lakers 3peat against the Heat in the Finals.

 

wish granted but their fans become so elated they burn all of l.a. to the ground and they all move to nor cal.

i wish i had x ray vision.

 

Wish granted but you are at a Bea Arthur look alike convention.

I wish I could control The Force.

 

wish granted, but you control John Force

I wish we did not have a monetary system, everything is run via barter.

 

Wish granted, but you ran out of things to trade and ended up trading your kidney for a loaf of bread.

I wish I had some pie.