Wish granted, but the turkey is from last Thanksgiving.

I wish my gas tank was always full of gas.

 

Wish granted, but the tank thats always full is in your mercedes

I wish I was outside.

 

Your wish has been granted, but you made the wish from inside a closet.

I wish Jourdan would stop putting stickers on his car.

 

wish granted, but he decides to put them all on your car instead.

I wish more people would post in this thread.

 

Wish granted, but EVERYBODY posts in this thread and nobody can post fast enough to grant the wish of the person before them and the whole thing gets ****ed!

I wish I had a set of stripped pajamas.

 

Wish granted, but Beetlejuice stole them.


I wish Simon would stop sippin' on that haterade.

 

Wish granted, Simon became too nice and lied to Jourdan telling him it's ok to feel like you're welcome in the wagon community.


I wish I had a carne asada burrito right now.

 

Wish granted but the meat was past it's experation date and you now have the trots.

I wish I was done with school

 

Wish granted; You dropped out of school, your gf left you and your parents won't talk to you.

I wish I could quit smoking cigarettes.

 

EDIT: it's happening!

 

Wish granted, but now you're not as cool as you used to be.

I wish I had a PS3.

 

Wish granted, but the network is down until forever.

I wish I had more motivation.

 

Wish granted, but your motivation was a girl, who ends up leaving you for Jourdan.


I wish someone would sell me an STI intercooler for a $150.

 

Wish granted, You become motivated but still fail at the most simple of tasks. you become depressed and try to commit suicide..... but fail at that too.

I wish I was in a car wreck that totaled my STi and left me a cripple and then the world ended. (cheating?)


Wish granted but it Cracks in half completely as soon as it's installed.

 

Wish granted, but you are the first and only creature on a newly made world, yet still crippled and now asexual

I wish I had more money