I filled the bowl at work.
09-01-2006, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
I have a theory... bear with me here.
I think theres a special intestine for mcdonalds, as soon as your body detects incoming mcd's it opens a special valve in your stomach that leads to a 6" straight pipe that connects directly to your *******.... its a gastric cutout of sorts to prevent excessive backpressure
I think theres a special intestine for mcdonalds, as soon as your body detects incoming mcd's it opens a special valve in your stomach that leads to a 6" straight pipe that connects directly to your *******.... its a gastric cutout of sorts to prevent excessive backpressure
Hmm this theory might possibly be accurate, but instead i think this 6" straight pipe, might have a check valve somewhere inbetween and waits until you are as far from a bathroom as possible then BAM it opens wide open throttle, and compresses into an almost turbocharger vortex then thrown at your ******* at back breaking forces, to where only true men can make it to the bathroom
09-01-2006, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Double Phister
Mine must not be working then. Guess my **** aint catless.
man you gotta decat your mc donalds pipe... yes it might make it smell a lil worse, and you'll let out more pollutants but it definently helps with speed
09-01-2006, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball
Today, I was running early and I mistakenly thought it might be a good idea to swing by McD's for breakfast. I was craving a McGriddle sandwich because of a billboard I saw.
ex. This morning I had a Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles®.
Kinda like the original spelling of peas. peas was singular. That's why it's in the phrase, ryhm whatever;
peas porage hot
peas porage cold
peas porage in the pot nine days old.
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09-01-2006, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
Hmm this theory might possibly be accurate, but instead i think this 6" straight pipe, might have a check valve somewhere inbetween and waits until you are as far from a bathroom as possible then BAM it opens wide open throttle, and compresses into an almost turbocharger vortex then thrown at your ******* at back breaking forces, to where only true men can make it to the bathroom
09-01-2006, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Double Phister
It took me a while to accept it but the singular form still has an S at the end.
ex. This morning I had a Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles®.
Kinda like the original spelling of peas. peas was singular. That's why it's in the phrase, ryhm whatever;
peas porage hot
peas porage cold
peas porage in the pot nine days old.
ex. This morning I had a Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles®.
Kinda like the original spelling of peas. peas was singular. That's why it's in the phrase, ryhm whatever;
peas porage hot
peas porage cold
peas porage in the pot nine days old.
nvm you are far more suited for a catted pipe after this LOL
09-01-2006, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
We should write a thesis on this subject & submit it for review :rotfl:
we could re-write science text books as we know it!!
09-01-2006, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball
I knew you were the only one that would catch that. 
09-01-2006, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball
I am convinced the poo started flying even before my *** hit the porcelin. It was like the lakes of hell pouring from my inerts. It was like a deepfried enima. It was like nitroglycerin in the hands of an epileptic. It was like setting a bag of cats on fire.
I had a similar reaction with chinese food yesterday. I returned home from a wonderful chinese dinner. We finally found a good place out in here in BFE. No sooner did I walk in the door at home, then I had to excuse myself. It was quick and painless. 2 moments later I was out running a muck in the house.
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