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Old Sep 1, 2006 | 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
I have a theory... bear with me here.

I think theres a special intestine for mcdonalds, as soon as your body detects incoming mcd's it opens a special valve in your stomach that leads to a 6" straight pipe that connects directly to your *******.... its a gastric cutout of sorts to prevent excessive backpressure

Hmm this theory might possibly be accurate, but instead i think this 6" straight pipe, might have a check valve somewhere inbetween and waits until you are as far from a bathroom as possible then BAM it opens wide open throttle, and compresses into an almost turbocharger vortex then thrown at your ******* at back breaking forces, to where only true men can make it to the bathroom
Old Sep 1, 2006 | 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Double Phister
Mine must not be working then. Guess my **** aint catless.

man you gotta decat your mc donalds pipe... yes it might make it smell a lil worse, and you'll let out more pollutants but it definently helps with speed
Old Sep 1, 2006 | 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball
Today, I was running early and I mistakenly thought it might be a good idea to swing by McD's for breakfast. I was craving a McGriddle sandwich because of a billboard I saw.
It took me a while to accept it but the singular form still has an S at the end.

ex. This morning I had a Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles®.

Kinda like the original spelling of peas. peas was singular. That's why it's in the phrase, ryhm whatever;
peas porage hot
peas porage cold
peas porage in the pot nine days old.

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Old Sep 1, 2006 | 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
Hmm this theory might possibly be accurate, but instead i think this 6" straight pipe, might have a check valve somewhere inbetween and waits until you are as far from a bathroom as possible then BAM it opens wide open throttle, and compresses into an almost turbocharger vortex then thrown at your ******* at back breaking forces, to where only true men can make it to the bathroom
We should write a thesis on this subject & submit it for review :rotfl:
Old Sep 1, 2006 | 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Double Phister
It took me a while to accept it but the singular form still has an S at the end.

ex. This morning I had a Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles®.

Kinda like the original spelling of peas. peas was singular. That's why it's in the phrase, ryhm whatever;
peas porage hot
peas porage cold
peas porage in the pot nine days old.

nvm you are far more suited for a catted pipe after this LOL
Old Sep 1, 2006 | 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
We should write a thesis on this subject & submit it for review :rotfl:

we could re-write science text books as we know it!!
Old Sep 1, 2006 | 09:47 AM
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nvm you are far more suited for a catted pipe after this LOL
I've built up an immunity to McDonald's.
Old Sep 1, 2006 | 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball

It's not funny, my *** is on fire.
Paraplegic, inhuman liar...
Old Sep 1, 2006 | 10:25 AM
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Paraplegic, inhuman liar...
I knew you were the only one that would catch that.
Old Sep 1, 2006 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball
I knew you were the only one that would catch that.
The funny thing is that I had just put that CD on before even reading your post...
Old Sep 1, 2006 | 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball
I am convinced the poo started flying even before my *** hit the porcelin. It was like the lakes of hell pouring from my inerts. It was like a deepfried enima. It was like nitroglycerin in the hands of an epileptic. It was like setting a bag of cats on fire.
Greatest discription ever. You are an awesome visual writer; kept my interest throughout the entire post.

I had a similar reaction with chinese food yesterday. I returned home from a wonderful chinese dinner. We finally found a good place out in here in BFE. No sooner did I walk in the door at home, then I had to excuse myself. It was quick and painless. 2 moments later I was out running a muck in the house.
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I thought girls didn't poop!!!
Old Sep 1, 2006 | 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
I thought girls didn't poop!!!
I bet deede jumps around & does backflips afterwards
Old Sep 1, 2006 | 05:50 PM
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I bet deede jumps around & does backflips afterwards
I can neither confirm nor deny this claim.
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