I filled the bowl at work.
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Originally Posted by Jakes02
for the next person to USE IT???? i don't know what you do with poop but i surely do not use it.
Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
Ryan,
You should have taken one of those toothpick USA flags and stuck it at the "summit" then snapped a pic.
You should have taken one of those toothpick USA flags and stuck it at the "summit" then snapped a pic.
Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
Ryan,
You should have taken one of those toothpick USA flags and stuck it at the "summit" then snapped a pic.
You should have taken one of those toothpick USA flags and stuck it at the "summit" then snapped a pic.
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Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
Ryan,
You should have taken one of those toothpick USA flags and stuck it at the "summit" then snapped a pic.
You should have taken one of those toothpick USA flags and stuck it at the "summit" then snapped a pic.
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Originally Posted by ryball
That is god damn patriotic. I will pick some up at party city tomorrow and leave them at work.
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I have been disappointed as of late of the volume/quality of my turds. However, I wanted to give you all an update:
Just got back from making my daily deposit at The First Bank of Porcelin. Although the actual product was less than stellar, the delivery was exceptional. I am proud to say that I produced what very well could be the longest continuous fart in my personal history.
It was like the scene in Austin Powers after they thaw him out and he is peeing, except instead of pee it was a fart. I will try to relay to you all a reasonable facsimile of the event:
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FrrrrrrrrrrrrrPPPPPPPPPPPPpppppppppppppppppppppppp fffffffffffffffffffRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*POP*RRRRR*PL UNK*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRffffffffffffffffff fRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*POP_PLUNK*RRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr rrrrfffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRR*POP_P LUNK*RRRRRRRRRRRRRffffffffffffffffffRRRRRrrrrrrrFF FFFFFFFFFfffffffffrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT.
Just got back from making my daily deposit at The First Bank of Porcelin. Although the actual product was less than stellar, the delivery was exceptional. I am proud to say that I produced what very well could be the longest continuous fart in my personal history.
It was like the scene in Austin Powers after they thaw him out and he is peeing, except instead of pee it was a fart. I will try to relay to you all a reasonable facsimile of the event:
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FrrrrrrrrrrrrrPPPPPPPPPPPPpppppppppppppppppppppppp fffffffffffffffffffRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*POP*RRRRR*PL UNK*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRffffffffffffffffff fRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*POP_PLUNK*RRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr rrrrfffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRR*POP_P LUNK*RRRRRRRRRRRRRffffffffffffffffffRRRRRrrrrrrrFF FFFFFFFFFfffffffffrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...PRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT.
