I filled the bowl at work.

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 09:29 AM
  #1  
ryball's Avatar
Thread Starter
VIP Member
iTrader: (6)
 
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 17,617
From: pew, pew, pew!!!
Car Info: nonplussed
Talking I filled the bowl at work.

A proud moment, indeed.

It was like an iceburg. A giant mountain under the surface, with an island rising from the deep. It was a double flusher on an industrial strength toilet.

I almost took a picture with my phone to share with you all, but I thought THAT would be in bad taste.

I paused thinking maybe I could take a picture just to show my wife when I got home, but I figured that would = no sex for a while.
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 09:32 AM
  #2  
Kevin M's Avatar
Registered User
iTrader: (12)
 
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 18,369
From: Reno, NV
Car Info: 1993/2000/2001 GF4 mostly red
Damn you... I clicked this thread open expecting a funny pun about a bowl of cereal or something. Now I've lost my appetite for the next 3 days. Had you actually posted a pic, I'd be suing you for emotional distress as well.
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 09:32 AM
  #3  
RussB's Avatar
VIP Member
iTrader: (2)
 
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 9,351
From: pompous douchebag
Car Info: $200,000 sports car
don't you work for a hospital? go see one of your colleagues immediately.
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 09:34 AM
  #4  
WRXSTIFTW's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 3,501
From: citrus heights
Car Info: 2001 Miata NB
:rotfl:
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 09:34 AM
  #5  
ryball's Avatar
Thread Starter
VIP Member
iTrader: (6)
 
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 17,617
From: pew, pew, pew!!!
Car Info: nonplussed
Originally Posted by RussB
don't you work for a hospital? go see one of your colleagues immediately.
my bowels are healthy.

bowel of chiley.
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 09:35 AM
  #6  
newyorkreload's Avatar
VIP Member
iTrader: (4)
 
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 6,781
From: 500mi North of Montana. Enjoying free health care.
Car Info: Bugeyed Autowagon
that's not cool.
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 09:54 AM
  #7  
WRXSTIFTW's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 3,501
From: citrus heights
Car Info: 2001 Miata NB
you should have left it in the bowl for the next person to use it.
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 10:08 AM
  #8  
Double Phister's Avatar
Father Time
iTrader: (4)
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 6,699
From: You're doing it wrong!
Car Info: This aint a bag. It's a shipment.
Originally Posted by ryball
I almost took a picture with my phone to share with you all, but I thought THAT would be in bad taste.
next itme snap a pic and post on ratemypoo.com
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 10:36 AM
  #9  
byoung's Avatar
Registered User
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 544
From: Solano County
What could you have possibly eaten that would have caused you to almost fill the bowl other than a hotdog eating contest?
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 10:59 AM
  #10  
dz's Avatar
dz
Registered User
iTrader: (9)
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,451
From: Sacramento, CA
Car Info: 1996 Mustang GT/2013 Outback Limited
Making an "island" is one of nature's extra special moments rites of passage...
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 11:45 AM
  #11  
midnitewrx02's Avatar
Registered User
iTrader: (9)
 
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 5,064
From: Elk Grove
Car Info: 2006 CGM WRX
this thread is almost as good as mr xevious' avatar haha
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 11:54 AM
  #12  
dz's Avatar
dz
Registered User
iTrader: (9)
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,451
From: Sacramento, CA
Car Info: 1996 Mustang GT/2013 Outback Limited
Originally Posted by midnitewrx02
this thread is almost as good as mr xevious' avatar haha
This thread has already been done on another board, and any attempt to even attempt to come close is just not going to happen...

The thread is titled "Poo Tech" and can be found on Corner-Carvers.com. Post there at your own risk...
http://www.corner-carvers.com/forums...light=poo+tech
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 11:57 AM
  #13  
mashpro's Avatar
Registered User
iTrader: (1)
 
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 408
From: Sacramento
Its even better after a night of heavy drinking, because it sprays all up on the sides like a poocano, and it takes like 10 flushes to get that **** off.
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 12:05 PM
  #14  
GT35 STI's Avatar
Troll
iTrader: (6)
 
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 15,877
From: In SoggyNoodles Low Rise Pants
Car Info: 2008 Legacy Spec-B
I've had a few poops, to where I must sit back and admire the size of it... It's almost a moment of joy, an accomplishment... The joy of completely 'The ring' ... It's almost to much, it's hard to flush it down sometimes, sometimes I wish you could just leave it in the toilet for the entire world to see when they come over to your apartment, but sadly you must quickly say your good byes and keep in deep it your memory
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 12:10 PM
  #15  
midnitewrx02's Avatar
Registered User
iTrader: (9)
 
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 5,064
From: Elk Grove
Car Info: 2006 CGM WRX
Originally Posted by mashpro
Its even better after a night of heavy drinking, because it sprays all up on the sides like a poocano, and it takes like 10 flushes to get that **** off.
the best feeling is the day after a long night, and you shoot that poop out, oh man it feels so good, you feel 10x better cuz you just shat that poison outta your system



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:05 PM.