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Old Jul 11, 2006 | 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by midnitewrx02
the best feeling is the day after a long night, and you shoot that poop out, oh man it feels so good, you feel 10x better cuz you just shat that poison outta your system

I think you might like pooping a LILLLL to much... You might want to take a step back from your life, and recheck your sexuality
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 12:14 PM
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hahaha...I've always been tempted to post one of these threads.

They stink the worst when they are popping out of the water, dont they? But I think the worst is clogging the toilet at work when youre the only one at work and you hear someone come in the store
Old Jul 11, 2006 | 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
I think you might like pooping a LILLLL to much... You might want to take a step back from your life, and recheck your sexuality
haha nooo! i meant they way you feel mentally when you get that poison out of your system... it also stinks bad
Old Jul 12, 2006 | 08:08 AM
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Two memorable poo days in a row. WOW. Just got back from the facilities. This morning, with the help of copious amounts of gas from Chinese food last night, I shat what I can only describe as silly string out my ***.

It was thinner than normal, was one continuous turd (the most impressive part in my opinion), shot at silly string velocities into the bowl, and was punctuated by occational gastric explosions. I was actually laughing out loud as it was happening.
Old Jul 12, 2006 | 08:11 AM
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wow, you should write a novel or something...
Old Jul 12, 2006 | 08:16 AM
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I droped a duece after eating at chillis.
Old Jul 12, 2006 | 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by WRXSTIFTW
you should have left it in the bowl for the next person to use it.


for the next person to USE IT???? i don't know what you do with poop but i surely do not use it.
Old Jul 12, 2006 | 08:35 AM
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yes, i know what you meant, it just came out funny.......no pun intended
Old Jul 12, 2006 | 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball
...I was actually laughing out loud as it was happening.
rule #1 in men's room:
Shut up.

Not sure if laughing violates that rule.
Old Jul 12, 2006 | 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
rule #1 in men's room:
Shut up.

Not sure if laughing violates that rule.
Rule #1 does not apply if there is nobody in the men's room with you.
Old Jul 12, 2006 | 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball
Rule #1 does not apply if there is nobody in the men's room with you.
But your forgot that you earn super secret bonus points for being stealth. Maybe you weren't the only one there.
Old Jul 12, 2006 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
But your forgot that you earn super secret bonus points for being stealth. Maybe you weren't the only one there.
Dan, please don't tell us that you suspended yourself above the stall a la Quagmire tickling your fancy and thinking giggity to yourself while watching ryball fire one out to make room for lunch...
Old Jul 12, 2006 | 10:51 AM
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 10:54 AM
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This has got to be the funniest thread I have read in a very long time!!
Old Jul 12, 2006 | 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
But your forgot that you earn super secret bonus points for being stealth. Maybe you weren't the only one there.
If there was someone else in the men's room at the time, I commend him for his control over his laughter. I would not have had such restraint.



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