yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

 

yo momma got a tattoo of a W on each buttcheek and when she bend over it says "WOW"

 

Your mama so fat she got a new gig at the movie theater...she works as the screen.

 

yo momma so fat, one time she was in a theater and her pager went off, and someone said "oh **** ! SHES BACKING UP!"

 

Yo mamma's like a shotgun, one **** n she blows.
yo mamma's like a bowling ball, been fingered and thrown in the gutter.
yo mamma's so dumb she thought a dust pan was sumthin you fry dirt in.
Yo mamma so dumb she put a ruler next to the bed to see how long she slept for.
yo mamma so fat she broke the family tree.
yo mamma got a toe on her back, people call her toe-back-hoe
yo mamma's house so small when I stuck a key in the front door I stabbed 3 people waiting in the hall way
I walked into your mamma's house and stepped on a cigarette butt, she yelled out WHO TURNED OFF THE HEATER
OK OK lets just get off mamma's, cause I just got off yours last night :0