yo momma so fat when she wears a red dress everyone yells " hey kool aid "


you momma so dumb she thought "Tupac Shakur" was a Jewish holiday. (Fresh Prince FTW)

 

yo momma is so old she owes King Tut a quarter.

 

yo momma is so fat that when God said "Let there be light!" he told your momma to move her fat *** out of the way.

 

 

Your mommas so stupid she got locked in a Safeway and starved to death

 

yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow rain coat helicopters tried to land on her.

yo mama so fat i said "it's chilli out here" so she ran in and grabbed a spoon

yo mama so nasty i called her to say hello and she gave me an ear infection

yo mama so flat, she makes the wall jealous

yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals

yo mama so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower

all i can remember from middle school haha.

 

 

hahahah yo mama so poor that her **** are real hahahaha

 

Yo Momma is so ugly, when she went into Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border!

 

yo momma got one big tit and one small tit, so they call the ***** biggie smalls

 

your mother is so fat when she hauls a$$ she has to take 2 trips.

 

yo momma so ugly when she looked into the mirror, her reflection ducked....

 

yo momma got one eye, one arm, and one leg and they call her IHOP.

 

your momma is so fat she is banned from wearing a shirt with a X on it

cause last time she did that a helicopter tried to land on her

 

your mama is so fat that she pisses donut glaze