sammae01

iTrader: (5)

yo momma so fat when she wears a red dress everyone yells " hey kool aid "


you momma so dumb she thought "Tupac Shakur" was a Jewish holiday. (Fresh Prince FTW)

buckeyemike75

yo momma is so old she owes King Tut a quarter.

yayitzian

iTrader: (4)

yo momma is so fat that when God said "Let there be light!" he told your momma to move her fat *** out of the way.

Pactin

iTrader: (12)

Elsyd

Your mommas so stupid she got locked in a Safeway and starved to death

evsoul

iTrader: (1)

yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow rain coat helicopters tried to land on her.

yo mama so fat i said "it's chilli out here" so she ran in and grabbed a spoon

yo mama so nasty i called her to say hello and she gave me an ear infection

yo mama so flat, she makes the wall jealous

yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals

yo mama so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower

all i can remember from middle school haha.

C89ZX7R

evsoul

iTrader: (1)

hahahah yo mama so poor that her **** are real hahahaha

horsecut54

Yo Momma is so ugly, when she went into Taco Bell, everyone ran for the border!

sammae01

iTrader: (5)

yo momma got one big tit and one small tit, so they call the ***** biggie smalls

warchildSTI

your mother is so fat when she hauls a$$ she has to take 2 trips.

iGoTsBLu06sTR

iTrader: (2)

yo momma so ugly when she looked into the mirror, her reflection ducked....

STiyLish WRX

iTrader: (5)

yo momma got one eye, one arm, and one leg and they call her IHOP.

zumnwrx

iTrader: (6)

your momma is so fat she is banned from wearing a shirt with a X on it

cause last time she did that a helicopter tried to land on her

xleratedwrx

iTrader: (2)

your mama is so fat that she pisses donut glaze