Yo Momma Jokes!
 

Just wondering who knows some good ones, here I will start it off.

Yo momma so cross eyed that your daddy left her for seeing someone on the side.!! LOL!

damn, takin it back to the old school LoL

Your mamma is so ugly she makes sigma pi look hot!

yo momma is so nasty, last week when i came over, i asked what was for dinner, she jumped on the table, spread her legs and said crabs!

Yo moma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Gosh, I remember some fights would break out in elementary school over crap like this.

your momma is so dirty she gave R2D2 aids!!

This thread is just nasty...kill it, not funny.

Yo mama is so st00pid, she thought a Quarterback was a refund

[QUOTE=AntiochCali;2605468]Uncool :(

Assuming that Sigma Pi is female...if it's a guy, sorry I didn't know you were like that :D[/QUOTE]
I don't like what you're implying. Not at all.

It was cool to do these jokes until I did one where my friend's mother just died. Then I felt ashamed and stayed away from them since.

Your momma is so fat when she jumped up in the air she got stuck.

Your momma is so loose not only could i throw a hotdog down the hallway, i chucked the whole damn weiner mobile.







Chuck Norris isnt offended my "your momma" jokes, he gave birth to himself.

Yo mama's house is so dirty the cockroaches wear slippers

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXkwiM0hIQ[/url]

yo momma only got one titty and it's on her back

yo momma so stupid she went to Disney Land and saw a sign that said "Disney Land Left --->" , tell me why she went home!!!