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Old 05-08-2009, 08:46 AM
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Yo Momma Jokes!
Just wondering who knows some good ones, here I will start it off.

Yo momma so cross eyed that your daddy left her for seeing someone on the side.!! LOL!
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Old 05-08-2009, 08:49 AM
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Your mamma is so ugly she makes sigma pi look hot!
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yo momma is so nasty, last week when i came over, i asked what was for dinner, she jumped on the table, spread her legs and said crabs!
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Yo moma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Gosh, I remember some fights would break out in elementary school over crap like this.
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your momma is so dirty she gave R2D2 aids!!
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This thread is just nasty...kill it, not funny.
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Old 05-08-2009, 09:44 AM
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Yo mama is so st00pid, she thought a Quarterback was a refund
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Uncool

Assuming that Sigma Pi is female...if it's a guy, sorry I didn't know you were like that
I don't like what you're implying. Not at all.
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It was cool to do these jokes until I did one where my friend's mother just died. Then I felt ashamed and stayed away from them since.
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Your momma is so fat when she jumped up in the air she got stuck.

Your momma is so loose not only could i throw a hotdog down the hallway, i chucked the whole damn weiner mobile.







Chuck Norris isnt offended my "your momma" jokes, he gave birth to himself.
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Yo mama's house is so dirty the cockroaches wear slippers
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yo momma only got one titty and it's on her back
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yo momma so stupid she went to Disney Land and saw a sign that said "Disney Land Left --->" , tell me why she went home!!!
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