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May 8, 2009 | 08:46 AM

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Yo Momma Jokes!

Just wondering who knows some good ones, here I will start it off.

Yo momma so cross eyed that your daddy left her for seeing someone on the side.!! LOL!

May 8, 2009 | 08:47 AM

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damn, takin it back to the old school LoL

May 8, 2009 | 08:49 AM

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Your mamma is so ugly she makes sigma pi look hot!

May 8, 2009 | 08:57 AM

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yo momma is so nasty, last week when i came over, i asked what was for dinner, she jumped on the table, spread her legs and said crabs!

May 8, 2009 | 09:09 AM

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Yo moma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Gosh, I remember some fights would break out in elementary school over crap like this.

May 8, 2009 | 09:11 AM

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your momma is so dirty she gave R2D2 aids!!

May 8, 2009 | 09:15 AM

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This thread is just nasty...kill it, not funny.

Last edited by AntiochCali; May 8, 2009 at 10:48 AM.

May 8, 2009 | 09:44 AM

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Yo mama is so st00pid, she thought a Quarterback was a refund

May 8, 2009 | 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by AntiochCali

Uncool

Assuming that Sigma Pi is female...if it's a guy, sorry I didn't know you were like that

I don't like what you're implying. Not at all.

May 8, 2009 | 11:02 AM

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It was cool to do these jokes until I did one where my friend's mother just died. Then I felt ashamed and stayed away from them since.

May 8, 2009 | 11:14 AM

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Your momma is so fat when she jumped up in the air she got stuck.

Your momma is so loose not only could i throw a hotdog down the hallway, i chucked the whole damn weiner mobile.

Chuck Norris isnt offended my "your momma" jokes, he gave birth to himself.