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Mar 20, 2003 | 12:05 AM

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your momma so fat, when she takes a bath....she leaves "ring arround the beach"

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:08 AM

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dont you mena fat and dirty.

talk about joe dirt

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:09 AM

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due that was way before "joe dirt"
I know that your favorite movie and all but.......

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:11 AM

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ok

your mommas so fat...she's on both sides of the family

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:19 AM

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Yo momma so stupid she thought Wu Tang was an African orange drink

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:19 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:19 AM

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Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:20 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:20 AM

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Yo mamas so big she rollerskates on busses

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:21 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:21 AM

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yo mamas so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:21 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:22 AM

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yo mamas so big they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:22 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:22 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

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