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Old 03-20-2003, 12:23 AM
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o mamas so big that when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings. (True story, and I wnt it back!!! )
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Old 03-20-2003, 12:24 AM
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yo mama's so big when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
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Old 03-20-2003, 12:25 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"
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yo momma so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party
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Old 03-20-2003, 12:26 AM
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yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!!
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Yo mama's so fat, when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper, they gave her the sign.
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yo momma so fat when she walks around in texas in high heels shwe strikes oil
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Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
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Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
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Yo moma's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen
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Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
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Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
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yuo momma so fat she wakes up in sections
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Yo moma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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