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Old 03-20-2003, 12:29 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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Yo moma's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
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so momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book
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Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck!!!
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Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
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Yo moma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
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Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.

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yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
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Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.

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Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the drivewy
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Yo moma's so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
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Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
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Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
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