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Mar 20, 2003 | 12:39 AM

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Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:39 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:39 AM

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Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:40 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:40 AM

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Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "Who threw that rock?"

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:40 AM

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Yo mama so fat the she smokes a turkey after having sex

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:40 AM

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Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:41 AM

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Yo mama so fat she played Free *****'s stunt double

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:41 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:42 AM

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Yo momma so poor she bounces food stamps

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:42 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:43 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:44 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:44 AM

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yo mommas so fat she flosses with rope and brushes with a broom

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:44 AM

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yo momma is like a shot gun, two ***** and she blows

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