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Mar 20, 2003 | 12:54 AM

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Yo momma so old her social security number is 1

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:55 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:55 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:56 AM

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yo momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:56 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please."

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:57 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:58 AM

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yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:59 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:00 AM

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Quote:

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yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang

the one I gave her lastnight
hahahaha

-freddie

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:00 AM

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yo mamas so fat if she wears fishnet stockings they better be 50 pound test

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:01 AM

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Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:01 AM

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Quote:

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the one I gave her lastnight
hahahaha

-freddie

hahahahha, you gave your mom the big bang. hahahahaha. true trailor park trash

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:01 AM

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Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:03 AM

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AAAWWW MAN !!!! I FORGOT!!!

hahahahahaha

-freddie

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Mar 20, 2003 | 01:03 AM

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it's frikn 1 am

hahahahaha

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