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Old 03-20-2003, 01:08 PM
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Yeah... with a steamroller.
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Old 03-20-2003, 02:02 PM
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Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.
Haaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaa! Good One


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Old 03-20-2003, 02:04 PM
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yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters

LOL!


This One is good too.

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Old 06-02-2004, 10:30 PM
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bump for O's mom
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Old 06-02-2004, 10:31 PM
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Oh crap. HAHAHAHA
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Old 06-02-2004, 10:35 PM
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Talk about diggin **** up!

Yo' mama been with child more then R. Kelly!
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Old 06-02-2004, 10:47 PM
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What are you talking about? Robs mom is R. Kelly
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Old 06-02-2004, 10:54 PM
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so THATS why you were with her all the time... "I dont see nothin wrong"
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Old 06-03-2004, 02:58 AM
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this is O's mom:
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Ahem.

Your mom's so fat that her toilet seat needs shocks.
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I want in on the Mama jokes....

your mom's so fat not even GOD can lift her spirits!
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Originally Posted by Quoc
I want in on the Mama jokes....

your mom's so fat not even GOD can lift her spirits!

This^^^^ was already posted
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Old 06-03-2004, 11:55 PM
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this was sooo last year guys!!!! lol but ok...go for it!!!

feel free to talk about O's mom...everybody does her....I mean... it...uhh, everybody does it!!!!......yeah.

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Hi five for Freddie's moms brazilian wax.
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