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Mar 20, 2003 | 01:07 AM

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yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:09 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:15 AM

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yo mama so hairy when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non union workers

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:17 AM

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yo mama so stupid i told her to be blunt and she wrapped herself up in a philly

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:18 AM

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yo mama so dark, when she went outside in broad daylight the street lights turned on

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:18 AM

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yo mamas so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:43 AM

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yo mama's so old that when i told her to act her age, the b|tch dropped dead.

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:44 AM

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Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.

Mar 20, 2003 | 01:45 AM

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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that she spits butter.

Mar 20, 2003 | 06:10 AM

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your mama's so fat, she has other fat women in orbit around her!

Mar 20, 2003 | 11:36 AM

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Thats all U guys got??

WEAK!!!!!! hahahahaha

-freddie

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:01 PM

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Well, most of them have been said, so we don't want to be repetitive now do we?

Plus, that was @ 2am.

And remember that quality is better than quantity sometimes.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:10 PM

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From: watching you get smaller...in my rear-view

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dude its just for fun

and the "weaK" was to spur people on...thats all

-freddie

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:53 PM

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it's supposed to go like this...

Your Mama's sooo fat when she dances to the radio... the record skips!

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by scoobiesnacks
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the drivewy

Yeah... with a steamroller.

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