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Mar 20, 2003 | 12:44 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:45 AM

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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:45 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

umm, i think i already said that.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:45 AM

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yo mommas so fat the weatherman said it was chilli outside and she ran and grabbed a bowl

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:45 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:46 AM

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Yo momma like a bowling ball, shes picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:46 AM

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YO Mamma so ugly she had phone sex an got sued by AT&T for rape

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by scoobiesnacks
umm, i think i already said that.

hahahaha
it was funny

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:46 AM

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yo mommas so fat they made her the burger queen

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:46 AM

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Yo momma like chinese food... sweet, sour and cheap

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:47 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:47 AM

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Yo momma is like a 1000HP AWD car...chick burned four rubbers in one night

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:48 AM

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yo mommas so fat she has to stop at truck weight stations

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:48 AM

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yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:48 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she got it goin' on... and on and on and on.

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