except for the fact that... I'm crazy. And will force her to get an abortion. Next to me forcing her would be my mom, followed closely by the homies. with the runner up going to the vacuum.


but... yes.. I will continue with the furley bashing.

I bag my junk, the girl is on the pill, knows how to throw herself down the stairs, I know how to stress her out enough and make her eat BC like candy if she gets scared.

 

I'll put it this way, I don't condone Furley's behavior, but if he isn't the father then he shouldn't have to give one cent to that girl. On the other hand, if he is the father, then he needs to man up and support his kid.

 

Bible thumpers can't **** before marriage, of course timmy knows how to get rid of illegitimate children!

 

i barely made it off of the phone call i was on...

 

wow... i caught you before the ninja!

 

Yeah.

I still think you must have drunk some bad milk or something this morning.

 

if you pulled out it would be DAMN hard for that baby to be yours... not impossible, but statistically against it... Not to mention that post was what? 13 days ago?? I didn't even think they showed that early, not to mention how the HELL would she know she was pregnant that fast... She wouldn't even have missed a period yet... Did you **** her before that?? Something isn't adding up here....

 

I bet its the mooooon..............

 

hes getting caught up because the last bf rolled out on that crazy bz.

i got 5$ on it!

 

Im betting it's the bf at the times kid, and this crazy ***** just has some knack for furley's **** and is trying to get him caught up in it all because her babies daddy hit the highway.... I'd get that **** DNA tested

if you pulled out, and the post on the 4th was the only time you've done **** with her in recent memory... i'd say there is only a 10% chance that **** is yours

 

 

the wimmenz are pretty much fertile in the 10 days leading up to aunt flo visiting. after that, the earliest they can tell with a **** test is right about the time they're missing their next visit.

so, furley posted that 13 days ago, probably not the incident in question. did you tag the ho sometime around, say, 30 to 40 days ago?

 

truff.

 

i'm not sure, but i don't think you can get a dna test till after the kid is born. at that point, he'd probably already gone through a crap load of baby momma drama.

i'd sue.

 

take that ****ing test **** that