View Poll Results: What should Furley do? (multiple answers allowed)

Paternity/DNA test

50.00%

Contest it on crappy daytime TV therapy show

40.00%

Marry her and be done with it

23.33%

Be a Baby Daddy and just foot the bill for the next 18 years

30.00%

Move to a Stoner-friendly country

20.00%

Start drinking... heavily

10.00%

Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

THURSDAY: Today Furley Finds Out He's a Baby Daddy.

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Feb 21, 2008 | 04:48 PM

#301

Mad Ra88it

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Furley

She always used comdoms with him, never with me. At least that's what she said...

Best believe I'm not shelling out any cash before I know its mine though.

DUMBASS!

if a broad doesnt use condoms with you... she hasnt used them with someone else before you...

PAGE 7 OWNS yer FACE-0fffffffffffffffffffffff

Feb 21, 2008 | 04:48 PM

#302

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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley

At least that's what she said...

Feb 21, 2008 | 04:48 PM

#303

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100 more!

Feb 21, 2008 | 04:48 PM

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Lesson of the day:

DON'T RAW DOG MEXICANS KIDS!!!!

Feb 21, 2008 | 04:49 PM

#305

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Originally Posted by nachomc

If you see T-Will, tell him you've taken over his account and not to come back

Sorry, won't be able to, already dumped his body in a field south of Reno...

Feb 21, 2008 | 04:49 PM

#306

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Ra88it

DUMBASS!

if a broad doesnt use condoms with you... she hasnt used them with someone else before you...

PAGE 7 OWNS yer FACE-0fffffffffffffffffffffff

QFT, she wasn't using a condom with the other guy.... basically the difference is you had a better reaction when she said she was pregnant then her ex did... so now she is going with you

Feb 21, 2008 | 04:50 PM

#307

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so my wife was asking me about boy names. went a little like this:

her: what do you think about the name "Tyler"?

me: like the guy in fight club?

her:

Feb 21, 2008 | 04:51 PM

#308

Nick Koan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by T-Will

Sorry, won't be able to, already dumped his body in a field south of Reno...

That'd be hard to do with all the candlelight vigils and people constantly there 24/7

Feb 21, 2008 | 04:51 PM

#309

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GT35 STI

Lesson of the day:

DON'T RAW DOG MEXICANS KIDS!!!!

QFMFT x ELEBENTYBILLIONS

Feb 21, 2008 | 04:52 PM

#310

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OT (sorry)

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Feb 21, 2008 | 04:55 PM

#311

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GT35 STI

QFT, she wasn't using a condom with the other guy.... basically the difference is you had a better reaction when she said she was pregnant then her ex did... so now she is going with you

PREACH ON BROTHA MAN!!!!!

JESUS!!! OH JESUS!!! SPEAK YOUR WORD!!!!!

SAY WORD!?!?!

Feb 21, 2008 | 04:55 PM

#312

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Originally Posted by T-Will

Sorry, won't be able to, already dumped his body in a field south of Reno...

The end result is the same

Feb 21, 2008 | 04:57 PM

#313

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Originally Posted by Nick Koan

OT (sorry)

So wrong, yet so funny.

Feb 21, 2008 | 04:57 PM

#314

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Ra88it

wait... no one has asked this....
keeping it?

If it was up to me, clearly no. Unfortunately its not

Feb 21, 2008 | 05:00 PM

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If it was up to me, clearly no. Unfortunately its not

which is the biggest bull**** ever. the father doesn't want the kid, mother cant support it, the father has no legal recourse to prevent the mother from having the child. she can abort it just to spite him if he wants to keep it.... but not vice versa, laws are gay.