View Poll Results: What should Furley do? (multiple answers allowed)

Paternity/DNA test

50.00%

Contest it on crappy daytime TV therapy show

40.00%

Marry her and be done with it

23.33%

Be a Baby Daddy and just foot the bill for the next 18 years

30.00%

Move to a Stoner-friendly country

20.00%

Start drinking... heavily

10.00%

Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

THURSDAY: Today Furley Finds Out He's a Baby Daddy.

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02-21-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley

She always used comdoms with him, never with me. At least that's what she said...

Best believe I'm not shelling out any cash before I know its mine though.

DUMBASS!

if a broad doesnt use condoms with you... she hasnt used them with someone else before you...

PAGE 7 OWNS yer FACE-0fffffffffffffffffffffff

02-21-2008, 04:48 PM

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At least that's what she said...

02-21-2008, 04:48 PM

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100 more!

02-21-2008, 04:48 PM

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Lesson of the day:

DON'T RAW DOG MEXICANS KIDS!!!!

02-21-2008, 04:49 PM

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Sorry, won't be able to, already dumped his body in a field south of Reno...

02-21-2008, 04:49 PM

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DUMBASS!

if a broad doesnt use condoms with you... she hasnt used them with someone else before you...

PAGE 7 OWNS yer FACE-0fffffffffffffffffffffff

QFT, she wasn't using a condom with the other guy.... basically the difference is you had a better reaction when she said she was pregnant then her ex did... so now she is going with you

02-21-2008, 04:50 PM

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so my wife was asking me about boy names. went a little like this:

her: what do you think about the name "Tyler"?

me: like the guy in fight club?

her:

02-21-2008, 04:51 PM

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Sorry, won't be able to, already dumped his body in a field south of Reno...

That'd be hard to do with all the candlelight vigils and people constantly there 24/7

02-21-2008, 04:51 PM

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Lesson of the day:

DON'T RAW DOG MEXICANS KIDS!!!!

QFMFT x ELEBENTYBILLIONS

02-21-2008, 04:52 PM

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02-21-2008, 04:55 PM

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QFT, she wasn't using a condom with the other guy.... basically the difference is you had a better reaction when she said she was pregnant then her ex did... so now she is going with you

PREACH ON BROTHA MAN!!!!!

JESUS!!! OH JESUS!!! SPEAK YOUR WORD!!!!!

SAY WORD!?!?!

02-21-2008, 04:55 PM

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Sorry, won't be able to, already dumped his body in a field south of Reno...

The end result is the same

02-21-2008, 04:57 PM

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OT (sorry)

So wrong, yet so funny.

02-21-2008, 04:57 PM

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wait... no one has asked this....
keeping it?

If it was up to me, clearly no. Unfortunately its not

02-21-2008, 05:00 PM

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If it was up to me, clearly no. Unfortunately its not

which is the biggest bull**** ever. the father doesn't want the kid, mother cant support it, the father has no legal recourse to prevent the mother from having the child. she can abort it just to spite him if he wants to keep it.... but not vice versa, laws are gay.