View Poll Results: What should Furley do? (multiple answers allowed)

Paternity/DNA test

50.00%

Contest it on crappy daytime TV therapy show

40.00%

Marry her and be done with it

23.33%

Be a Baby Daddy and just foot the bill for the next 18 years

30.00%

Move to a Stoner-friendly country

20.00%

Start drinking... heavily

10.00%

Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

THURSDAY: Today Furley Finds Out He's a Baby Daddy.

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Feb 21, 2008 | 06:31 PM

#331

darkonion

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Good luck Furley...

Feb 21, 2008 | 06:46 PM

#332

Nick Koan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Ra88it

damn... 63posts were needed... it wont happen...

This day is completely Furley'd

come on, we can do it!

Feb 21, 2008 | 06:51 PM

#333

darkonion

Chicks dig me. April Fool's!

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Furley, if the claim is legit, how are you going to break it to your current gf?

Feb 21, 2008 | 06:51 PM

#334

Rivers

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so what did i miss ???

Feb 21, 2008 | 06:51 PM

#335

RussB

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mr. xevious, mr. maynard (aka sky92x's boss) says hello. he can be reached at firstname.lastname@companyheworksfor.com

Feb 21, 2008 | 06:52 PM

#336

Rivers

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oh....

Feb 21, 2008 | 06:54 PM

#337

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Originally Posted by RussB

do NOT marry her, then you'll end up being out child support AND alimoney, whereas now you'd just be out child support.

having a kid isn't soooooo bad. unless you value your sleep. and money. and privacy. and sex life. and money. etc...

YDNSWIDT.

Feb 21, 2008 | 06:55 PM

#338

nachomc

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I'm finally home. The wind sucked.

Feb 21, 2008 | 06:58 PM

#339

RussB

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did u ride urz bike to werk?

Feb 21, 2008 | 07:12 PM

#340

ryball

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On a potentially semi-related note...

Bad news for furley's ex:

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?sec...ics&id=5973130

Feb 21, 2008 | 07:15 PM

#341

Mr. Furley

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Originally Posted by irrational x

hes probly THC'd out

10-4

roger that

Riding in the car, tilting the phone AWAY from the gf

Feb 21, 2008 | 07:16 PM

#342

kidatari

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Yay for my Friday

Feb 21, 2008 | 07:16 PM

#343

jvick125

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ryball

On a potentially semi-related note...

Bad news for furley's ex:

http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?sec...ics&id=5973130

It's about damn time.

Feb 21, 2008 | 07:18 PM

#344

jvick125

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I've been told 3 times by a girl "I think I'm pregnant."

4 days later they get their period.

girls stressin' themselves out ftl.

Feb 21, 2008 | 07:18 PM

#345

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Originally Posted by kidatari

Yay for my Friday