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View Poll Results: What should Furley do? (multiple answers allowed)
Paternity/DNA test
15
50.00%
Contest it on crappy daytime TV therapy show
12
40.00%
Marry her and be done with it
7
23.33%
Be a Baby Daddy and just foot the bill for the next 18 years
9
30.00%
Move to a Stoner-friendly country
6
20.00%
Start drinking... heavily
3
10.00%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

THURSDAY: Today Furley Finds Out He's a Baby Daddy.

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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious
please do not take this tread off-topic.
sorry.

j00 gots pwnd furley
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Egan
Or she saved some and used the turkey baster to really screw you over.
"he is so dreamy.. I wonder how I can keep him ..."
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
If I recall correctly the time in question I launched an 8 roper on her face on the bathroom floor....

I guess it was a 9 roper & I missed the first one
Well at least you'll have good experience to use when teaching your kid not to forget condoms when sleeping around!
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by nachomc
Well at least you'll have good experience to use when teaching your kid not to forget condoms when sleeping around!
yeah.. that would be an awesome conversation

"don't **** up like me son, you don't want to get someone pregnant that you don't care about and have a kid.

oh wait.. that was you.. my bad"
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:02 PM
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I think this is the first daily thread with a poll
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious
yeah.. that would be an awesome conversation

"don't **** up like me son, you don't want to get someone pregnant that you don't care about and have a kid.

oh wait.. that was you.. my bad"
And then the kid is all

"puff puff give, mother ****er"
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by nachomc
I think this is the first daily thread with a poll
because today was an epic day.

"whats that light on the dash? It says EPiC?!? Holy ****, whats the EPiC light mean?!?"
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:06 PM
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Which is most appropriate?



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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:09 PM
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I voted for marriage!
I haven't gone to a wedding for a while now.
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned

bah.. they adopted the kid.

or stole it.
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
I voted for marriage!
I haven't gone to a wedding for a while now.
OPEN BAR + MUNCHIES!
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:11 PM
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OPEN BAR + MUNCHIES!
wait wait wait.....



VEGAS
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
i like the bottom item....
This genuine motor toy is what all sperm aficionados need for their home collection.

Genuine plastic with a stem wound motor for fun and durability.
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
wait wait wait.....



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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:12 PM
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wait wait wait.....



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