View Poll Results: What should Furley do? (multiple answers allowed)
Paternity/DNA test
50.00%
Contest it on crappy daytime TV therapy show
40.00%
Marry her and be done with it
23.33%
Be a Baby Daddy and just foot the bill for the next 18 years
30.00%
Move to a Stoner-friendly country
20.00%
Start drinking... heavily
10.00%
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THURSDAY: Today Furley Finds Out He's a Baby Daddy.

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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:49 PM
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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:50 PM
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we can all wear matching track suits like Britney and kfed, guaranteeing years of comedy gold as their lives unravel.
At first I thought you were talking about these
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:51 PM
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No,no,no,no,no.

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OMG no!
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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god I hope she is just a stupid ***** and is lieing to furley like 99% of all girls do.... if not.... I hope it's a girl.. lord knows we don't need a furley jnr. in this world... plus then in 18 years we can start making "we ****ed furley's daughter" jokes



Or for me in rabbit.... 15 years....
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Double Phister
At first I thought you were talking about these
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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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OMG no!
Oh wait, it was devastated by a 6.5 earthquake this morning.
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
Wheres the unimaginably terrified smiley?
Have you told her about the paternity test requirement yet?
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
god I hope she is just a stupid ***** and is lieing to furley like 99% of all girls do.... if not.... I hope it's a girl.. lord knows we don't need a furley jnr. in this world... plus then in 18 years we can start making "we ****ed furley's daughter" jokes



Or for me in rabbit.... 15 years....
Wouldn't it be:

"We Furley'd Furleys daughter"?
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Double Phister
At first I thought you were talking about these
we could all dress like the stig
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
god I hope she is just a stupid ***** and is lieing to furley like 99% of all girls do.... if not.... I hope it's a girl.. lord knows we don't need a furley jnr. in this world... plus then in 18 years we can start making "we ****ed furley's daughter" jokes



Or for me in rabbit.... 15 years....
I hope she's lying too.... She might just be doing it so I break up with the current gf, I wouldn't put it past her
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by nachomc
Wouldn't it be:

"We Furley'd Furleys daughter"?
good call...


I found a pic of furley after he ages and loses his hair, after having his **** trophy
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by nachomc
Wouldn't it be:

"We Furley'd Furleys daughter"?
I'm not knocking that **** up! HELL NO!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by skimonkey30
we could all dress like the stig
hahahha YES!


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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
good call...


I found a pic of furley after he ages and loses his hair, after having his **** trophy
Dad?
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
I hope she's lying too.... She might just be doing it so I break up with the current gf, I wouldn't put it past her
Why aren't you at her door right now with eleventy billion pregnancy tests?!?!? ****... i'd grab the ***** by her ear at work, drag her *** outside and make her **** on them in the parking lot... Then if it turned up negative i'd drive off and never talk to her again
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
Why aren't you at her door right now with eleventy billion pregnancy tests?!?!? ****... i'd grab the ***** by her ear at work, drag her *** outside and make her **** on them in the parking lot... Then if it turned up negative i'd drive off and never talk to her again
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