View Poll Results: What should Furley do? (multiple answers allowed)
Paternity/DNA test
50.00%
Contest it on crappy daytime TV therapy show
40.00%
Marry her and be done with it
23.33%
Be a Baby Daddy and just foot the bill for the next 18 years
30.00%
Move to a Stoner-friendly country
20.00%
Start drinking... heavily
10.00%
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THURSDAY: Today Furley Finds Out He's a Baby Daddy.

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Old 02-21-2008, 09:44 AM
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****ing-copter!


that is awesome.

We need a furley smilie....maybe it can be someone pushing a stroller.
I'm glad I'm not having one!

Open abortion policy in the house. Time to make a contract and have her sign it...
You don't need to go the abortion route, you have stairs.
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More than you know.... my current GF will not take this well
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my current GF will not take this well
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This will make for great Jerry Springer episode.
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http://sacramento.craigslist.org/car/581327770.html

hahahhaahhaahhahahhaa.

the truck never looked like that when I owned it. Silly kid that just so happens to not be Caucasian .

Gives me hope. Maybe I should sell mine with all the swap parts...anyone want?
How much effort would it take to just use the swap parts on a Subaru? Missing anything important?
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Originally Posted by nachomc
You don't need to go the abortion route, you have stairs.
hahaha. true.

but the whole... "i love you, i love you, this isn't right for us; sure we'll still be together afterwards, blah blah blah blah blah :vomit:" then.... peace OUT!
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Worst daily title EVER
most worst.. possible

most true? definitely!
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this is epic... go make the ***** take the pill furley
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this is epic... go make the ***** take the pill furley
That might not help.

I'm going with the theory that she's being crazy and trying to get him to do something.
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How much effort would it take to just use the swap parts on a Subaru? Missing anything important?
do you have power windows?
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this is epic... go make the ***** take the pill furley
Shes brown though, they dont get down like that

Plus shes obsessed with me so this is a blessing for her and ultimate fail for me

Im gonna have to start practicing on my canadian accent
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wrong best daily ever
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