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View Poll Results: What should Furley do? (multiple answers allowed)
Paternity/DNA test
15
50.00%
Contest it on crappy daytime TV therapy show
12
40.00%
Marry her and be done with it
7
23.33%
Be a Baby Daddy and just foot the bill for the next 18 years
9
30.00%
Move to a Stoner-friendly country
6
20.00%
Start drinking... heavily
3
10.00%
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THURSDAY: Today Furley Finds Out He's a Baby Daddy.

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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 11:01 AM
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Meh, I think I might go home early today... I feel like ***
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 11:02 AM
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Wait a ****ing minute?!?!?!?

She's had THREE kids!?!?!

The mom or the crazy girl you knocked up??
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
Small(ish) after 3 kids, think im safe.

This is her, probably about .05% chance of her getting fat

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you sir....are fail.

she has 3 kids.... AND YOU ARE STILL STICKING YOUR JUNK IN THAT!!??!?!?!!?!??!!

She has a history of burning...and yet you are surprised that you're burned?!?

Weird....
hahahhahahahahahha PWNT!
I take it you didn't practice the art of mexican BC? spit on it and stick it?
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
Wait a ****ing minute?!?!?!?

She's had THREE kids!?!?!

The mom or the crazy girl you knocked up??
you win by a few seconds..... my post reflects the fail that he has achieved
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
Small(ish) after 3 kids, think im safe.


When used as a verb, such as "Don't Furley yourself!" or "Man, a chick with three kids already? Dude, you're Furley'd!", we're going to have to make the swear filter block "Furley".
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 11:05 AM
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Furlley's THC-inspired **** trophy:

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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 11:05 AM
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hahah.. he got furley'd
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Mad Ra88it
you sir....are fail.

she has 3 kids.... AND YOU ARE STILL STICKING YOUR JUNK IN THAT!!??!?!?!!?!??!!

She has a history of burning...and yet you are surprised that you're burned?!?

Weird....
hahahhahahahahahha PWNT!
I take it you didn't practice the art of mexican BC? spit on it and stick it?
No you silly bastards, i said her MOM looked ok after three kids cause paul asked about that lol

The girl was a virgin when i met her, took me a week to fix that

Now i ****ing impregnated her... jesus i need to smoke a cig....

....or ten
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wait.... THIS ***** has had 3 kids?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE ****?!?!
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by nachomc


When used as a verb, such as "Don't Furley yourself!" or "Man, a chick with three kids already? Dude, you're Furley'd!", we're going to have to make the swear filter block "Furley".
truffff
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
No you silly bastards, i said her MOM looked ok after three kids cause paul asked about that lol

The girl was a virgin when i met her, took me a week to fix that

Now i ****ing impregnated her... jesus i need to smoke a cig....

....or ten
maybe SHE should be the one smoking.. down a set of stairs.. onto a coat hanger ...
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
No you silly bastards, i said her MOM looked ok after three kids cause paul asked about that lol

The girl was a virgin when i met her, took me a week to fix that

Now i ****ing impregnated her... jesus i need to smoke a cig....

....or ten
you sir.....fail.
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
No you silly bastards, i said her MOM looked ok after three kids cause paul asked about that lol

The girl was a virgin when i met her, took me a week to fix that

Now i ****ing impregnated her... jesus i need to smoke a cig....

....or ten
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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Mad Ra88it
you sir.....fail.
QFT
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 11:11 AM
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I just hope if its true its not a girl...

6'4" me + 5'0" 100lbs latina = Adriana lima as my child

I cannot handle that



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