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View Poll Results: What should Furley do? (multiple answers allowed)
Paternity/DNA test
15
50.00%
Contest it on crappy daytime TV therapy show
12
40.00%
Marry her and be done with it
7
23.33%
Be a Baby Daddy and just foot the bill for the next 18 years
9
30.00%
Move to a Stoner-friendly country
6
20.00%
Start drinking... heavily
3
10.00%
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THURSDAY: Today Furley Finds Out He's a Baby Daddy.

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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by T-Will
Did you have her perform the tests in front of you? Those could have been results from a friend/family member...
She went to kaiser today.

I found the offending incident in the SRIC archives

https://www.i-club.com/forums/showpo...4&postcount=21
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
She went to kaiser today.

I found the offending incident in the SRIC archives

https://www.i-club.com/forums/showpo...4&postcount=21
How's her boyfriend feel about your fatherness?
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:03 PM
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lolz. i just called the wife WAPCE on her way out the door this morning for the first time in years.
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
She went to kaiser today.

I found the offending incident in the SRIC archives

https://www.i-club.com/forums/showpo...4&postcount=21
EPIC ****ING FAILURE!!!!!!

you = maximum rofls

karma kicked you in the nuts!!!
https://www.i-club.com/forums/showpo...1&postcount=46
https://www.i-club.com/forums/showpo...5&postcount=48
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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
She went to kaiser today.

I found the offending incident in the SRIC archives

https://www.i-club.com/forums/showpo...4&postcount=21
So you're telling me she hadn't been ****ing her BF around the time she cheated with you? Get a DNA/Paternity test...
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious
whats up with Timmy droppin knowledge today??
I think it might be a residual effect from the lunar eclipse.

So, we can probably expect more timmay knowledge droppin' in mid-2010.
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mad Ra88it
EPIC ****ING FAILURE!!!!!!

you = maximum rofls

karma kicked you in the nuts!!!
https://www.i-club.com/forums/showpo...1&postcount=46
https://www.i-club.com/forums/showpo...5&postcount=48
You should laugh at him some more... statistically you're the most likely to be the next baby daddy. Karma FTW.
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:07 PM
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Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by nachomc
How's her boyfriend feel about your fatherness?
I think she broke up with him shortly after that face blast, maybe he got a crusty kiss
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:08 PM
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QFT
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by T-Will
So you're telling me she hadn't been ****ing her BF around the time she cheated with you? Get a DNA/Paternity test...
Something tells me T-Will has some illegitimate children, or that he's been through this before and gotten out of it..
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by nachomc
Something tells me T-Will has some illegitimate children, or that he's been through this before and gotten out of it..
Can't he just show his Jesus badge to get out of that?

"Look, I don't have pre-marital sex, I'm a registered Christian."
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious
whats up with Timmy droppin knowledge today??
This is what I'm saying!
Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
She went to kaiser today.

I found the offending incident in the SRIC archives

https://www.i-club.com/forums/showpo...4&postcount=21


Old Feb 21, 2008 | 04:18 PM
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