Momma Jokes

1WRX2NV · 2003-03-20 08:05:49

your mommas so fat my ej20 couldnt pull her fat ass :D :p

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Mar 20, 2003 | 12:49 AM

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your mommas so fat my ej20 couldnt pull her fat ***

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:49 AM

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yop momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:49 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my *** on the lightbulb.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:50 AM

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yo mommas so stupid she failed a blood test

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:50 AM

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yo momma so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:50 AM

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yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:51 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:51 AM

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yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:51 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:52 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:52 AM

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yo mama so ugly the doctor tried to push her back in

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:53 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:53 AM

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yo mamas so fat when she thought the yellow pages was post its

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:53 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.

Mar 20, 2003 | 12:54 AM

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Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.

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