Hey guys and girls! I have a great idea. Let's give "illegal" alien migrant workers citizenship rights under our constitution. I mean, heck, how intollerant is it of us to not share everything that is great about our country, most of all including welfare, health-care, an abundance of low-wage jobs, and more. We teach kids in California the Spanish language, even though the greatest future economic powers aren't (India and China).

Plus, since I want to become a lawyer, it will allow me to open more successful racism and discrimination based law suits against U.S. employers. The racism is out in the open now, and no politician hides the fact that mexicans do all the **** jobs that nobody else will do, and they do it for cheap! I'll help change all that, and make BAZILLIONS of dollars in the process! Do you think I'll let a construction company pay their crew 10 or 12 bucks under the table? No way, JOSE! They will pay union rates, because LEGAL MIGRANT WORKERS CAN JOIN MY BUDDY's union, which currently does not protect "illegal" workers.

Do you think they'd work for $10 bucks an hour if they were actually supposed to be here?

Man, I'm gonna be rich. Oh, by the way, your gardener's rates just tripled.

 

I want to meet you so I can stick my rake up your ***!

 

Don't be such a rakist!

 

Haha I have to admit thats funny.