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Old Oct 27, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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is so fat, when she got in my car it couldn't stop singing "Low Ri-Der."
Old Oct 27, 2006 | 12:50 PM
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yo mama is so black ......... crayola replaced black with yo mama's name.
Old Oct 27, 2006 | 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by datboijon
please enough of the olllllldddddd jokes
steal ones i have not heard be4
you moma soo fat that when she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time
where are you new ones jon?

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Old Oct 27, 2006 | 01:48 PM
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Yo mama's *** is so big it shakes from county to county.
Old Oct 31, 2006 | 11:40 AM
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yo mama is so dumb when shes on her period she uses visine to get teh red out
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Old Oct 31, 2006 | 11:44 AM
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yo momma is like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more...
Old Oct 31, 2006 | 11:49 AM
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Your moms teeth are so yellow she spits out butter.

Your mom can donate her syliva to the sperm bank.

Tell your mom to stop wearing different color lip stick, she's leaving a rainbow on my ...
Old Oct 31, 2006 | 11:51 AM
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Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.

Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...
Old Oct 31, 2006 | 11:53 AM
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ur mamas so dumb when she drove to the airport she saw a sign that said airport left so she went home
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Old Oct 31, 2006 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by datboijon
please enough of the olllllldddddd jokes
steal ones i have not heard be4
^^^^^^^^^^^ ahem sir

the airport one is super old/played out

winnar rubano haha
Old Oct 31, 2006 | 12:15 PM
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is so ugly that she doesn't need to be insulted

Old Oct 31, 2006 | 12:23 PM
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i beg to differ mr pi my first one was better
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Old Oct 31, 2006 | 12:43 PM
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Old Oct 31, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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Old Oct 31, 2006 | 01:22 PM
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Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.



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