Yo Mama
07-28-2005, 01:52 PM
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek.
Yo mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out.
Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.
Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air
Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid
Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going
Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop.
Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek.
Yo mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out.
Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.
Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air
Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid
Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going
Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop.
07-28-2005, 03:48 PM
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Yo mommas so stupid, it took her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mommas so short, she had to slam dunk her bus faire.
Yo mommas so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mommas so dark, when the cops shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mommas so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt and stepped in front of traffic, the cars started to slow down.
Yo mommas so short, she plays kickball with the curb.
Yo mommas so old, when God said "let there be light", she flipped the switch.
Yo mommas so fat, she plays hopscotch like this... Mercury, Jupiter, Mars....
Yo mommas so short, she had to slam dunk her bus faire.
Yo mommas so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mommas so dark, when the cops shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mommas so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt and stepped in front of traffic, the cars started to slow down.
Yo mommas so short, she plays kickball with the curb.
Yo mommas so old, when God said "let there be light", she flipped the switch.
Yo mommas so fat, she plays hopscotch like this... Mercury, Jupiter, Mars....