is so dark, she looks like an empty void when she walks by.

 

is so fat each one of her *** cheecks has its own zip code

 

is so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

 

why are you talking about my mom?

 

is so stupid when she wanted to buy a color tv she didnt know what color to pick.

 

is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

 

is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

 

is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

 

...is so poor, she can't even pay attention.

 

is so stupid she tripped over the wireless phone.

 

is so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

 

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes

Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school field trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

 

...is so fat, when she rolls over a dollar, it makes 4 quarters.

 

momma's mammas momma mama mamma's? hahaha

 

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