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Jul 28, 2005 | 04:52 PM

#31

Infidel

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From: juan mile from rife praza

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...is so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Jul 28, 2005 | 04:55 PM

#32

gc8 pimp

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From: teh OC

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Infidel

...is so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yeah...good one...

Jul 28, 2005 | 04:58 PM

#33

Ichinobu

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is so fat, when she lays out on the beach all the children soaks her with water and the lifeguards try to drag her back in the ocean.

One

Jul 28, 2005 | 05:11 PM

#34

Ichinobu

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I would have been your daddy, but the monkey beat me up the stairs.

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Jul 28, 2005 | 05:17 PM

#35

EricDaRed81

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From: Commuting? I don't know what that means anymore.

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.....is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

Jul 28, 2005 | 05:27 PM

#36

rau

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From: Las Vegas NV

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...is so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

BWAH HA HA HA!

Jul 28, 2005 | 05:29 PM

#37

rau

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...is sooooo stupid she thought KY Jelly went with Peanut Butter

Jul 28, 2005 | 05:29 PM

#38

soggynoodles

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From: Palo Alto, CA

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is so old, she was in Jesus's yearbook.

Jul 28, 2005 | 06:03 PM

#39

Ichinobu

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is such a tramp, when the train conductor yell "all aboard" she lays down on her back!

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Jul 28, 2005 | 06:07 PM

#40

Ichinobu

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is really nice, so nice that I would marry her, but I can't get over the monkey thing...

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I got in trouble....I got to stop now

Last edited by Ichinobu; Jul 28, 2005 at 06:13 PM.

Jul 28, 2005 | 06:34 PM

#41

sigma pi

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From: Chavez Ravine

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haha that was fast

Jul 28, 2005 | 09:28 PM

#42

TygerStile

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... is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Jul 29, 2005 | 01:09 PM

#43

Infidel

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From: juan mile from rife praza

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...is so fat, she wakes-up in sections.

Jul 29, 2005 | 01:49 PM

#44

samurai

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From: Union City/San Diego, CA USA

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... is so old, she produces powdered milk.

Tim

Jul 29, 2005 | 01:51 PM

#45

samurai

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From: Union City/San Diego, CA USA

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... has no arms, goes on Wheel of Fortune and struts like a chicken spinning the wheel shouting "Big moooney.. Big moooney".

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