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Apr 23, 2007 | 01:28 PM

#91

sigma pi

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Originally Posted by c279a

there's already a thread for this......why start a new one?

https://www.i-club.com/forums/showth...highlight=mama

bad *** mod mike took care of it

please change your post to a your moma joke

Apr 23, 2007 | 01:32 PM

#92

c279a

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sigma pi

bad *** mod mike took care of it

please change your post to a your moma joke

ok it's fixed......and here's a joke

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

Apr 23, 2007 | 01:55 PM

#93

samurai

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Yo momma so dark when the cops shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights.

Apr 23, 2007 | 02:02 PM

#94

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Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Apr 23, 2007 | 02:03 PM

#95

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Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Apr 23, 2007 | 02:21 PM

#96

Niki2.5RsWgn

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Yo mama like a 747 - a 3 man **** pit!

Apr 23, 2007 | 03:23 PM

#97

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Yo momma so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt and stepped in front of traffic, the cars slowed down.

Apr 23, 2007 | 03:33 PM

#98

sigma pi

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your moma is sooo old she went to the drive in with samurai

Apr 23, 2007 | 03:55 PM

#99

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your moma is so fat she has to take off her pants to reach in her pockets

Apr 23, 2007 | 03:59 PM

#100

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yo momma is so fat she makes sigma look like a twig

Apr 23, 2007 | 04:22 PM

#101

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Quote:

Originally Posted by samurai

yo momma is so fat she makes sigma look like a twig

:rotwlol:

Apr 23, 2007 | 04:23 PM

#102

sigma pi

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i thought it was funny too heheh

Apr 23, 2007 | 04:33 PM

#103

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Roll Off The Wagon & Laugh Out Loud

Apr 23, 2007 | 05:23 PM

#104

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yo momma so fat, when i took her a ride in my army tank, it looked like a slammed lowrider.

Apr 23, 2007 | 05:34 PM

#105

Niki2.5RsWgn

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Yo mama is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...

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