just thought i'd share - the other night i met one of my friends' new girlfriends. she works for the Hartford Insurance over here in the east coast(one of the largest insurance companies in the US). after talking a bit, i asked her what insurance area she dealt with -- she deals with Molestation Insurance. In case you're wondering, as i did, Molestation Insurance covers potential and convicted molesters. she was telling me about guidelines pertaining to kids and rimjobs, kids and ****, etc.

kinda WTF for a corporation to insure criminals, but hey, that's capitalism for ya.

 

When Are You Coming Home?!

 

Was she hot?

 

not too hot, but she had a decent body

hoping to come back in two weeks, but not sure - depends on whether i get a job or not

 

Molestation Insurance... damn, I need to buy some...

 

Pictures? Naked referably

 

Do they have a website?

 

so did they accept you? or do you have to keep going around every neighborhood you move to, passing out flyers.

 

Anyone sell sexual harassment insurance? i might need that...

 

haven't had a chance to check their website, but Hartford Insurance is the largest insurance firm in the US so it shouldn't be hard.

and NO i do not have this insurance.



i have the stalker and violent masturbation insurance. premiums are a little higher, but worth it.

 

^^^ What's the deductibles on that? haha

 

OMG Chucky......saw this & it reminded me of you





....LOL....j/k