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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 11:17 AM
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Damn, damn, damn...

I knew I should have patented my idea...

http://rentamidget.com/

Looks like it is time for plan B - "rent a retard"...
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 11:53 AM
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Looks like it is time for plan B - "rent a retard"...
You're gonna need to be able to rent out more than just yourself if you want to make any money.
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:02 PM
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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
You're gonna need to be able to rent out more than just yourself if you want to make any money.
There is no overhead that way mother effer...

The only problem with the rent a retard business model is that you have to have a cleanup crew as well since people would be pissed if all their windows had tongue marks on them...
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 12:57 PM
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The only problem with the rent a retard business model is that you have to have a cleanup crew as well since people would be pissed if all their windows had tongue marks on them...
:rotfl:

You could aways get a plastic bubble pin to keep them in. That would clean the mess to a minimum. $5 dollars to watch or $15 to join them for 15 mins.
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by dz

The only problem with the rent a retard business model is that you have to have a cleanup crew as well since people would be pissed if all their windows had tongue marks on them...

That or your "rentals" would all get gunned down on a jetway somewhere...I suppose you could insure them.
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 01:31 PM
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That or your "rentals" would all get gunned down on a jetway somewhere...I suppose you could insure them.
There is no doubt that I would insure them. It would also settle that age old question - is a retard worth more dead or alive...
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by STi deede
:rotfl:

You could aways get a plastic bubble pin to keep them in. That would clean the mess to a minimum. $5 dollars to watch or $15 to join them for 15 mins.

Okay, you have creeped me out Deede... I can see you throwing in a bottle of lotion

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