Story time...
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Originally Posted by zumnwrx
eh... the treasures that come with being white
bastard
edgar,
bastard
edgar,
ZuMnWRX1: **** huck
Soggynoodles: lol
Soggynoodles: why is that?
ZuMnWRX1: that ***** *** white bastard
ZuMnWRX1: i wish i was white
Soggynoodles: lol
ZuMnWRX1: i cannt believe his chp story
ZuMnWRX1: uh! makes me sick
Soggynoodles: yea insane huh
ZuMnWRX1: you know our asses would have been in a van headed to the boarder
Soggynoodles: LMAO
Soggynoodles: w3rd
OMG :rotfl: Classic!!! :rotfl:
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Originally Posted by svo+wrx
well you did say he was young... 
just curious how did he find it?
just curious how did he find it?
"An 8th"
"Do you have a Medicinal Marijuana card?"
"Nope."
"Hand it over. Now would you prefer I destroy it or check it and book you for it?"
I look at him dubiously, "Um... destroy it?"
Then we had a little talk about what that meant and he took it with him.
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Originally Posted by huck
This is one of the better parts. After he's done examining under my hood he just turns to me and says, "How much weed you have on you?"
"An 8th"
"Do you have a Medicinal Marijuana card?"
"Nope."
"Hand it over. Now would you prefer I destroy it or check it and book you for it?"
I look at him dubiously, "Um... destroy it?"
Then we had a little talk about what that meant and he took it with him.
"An 8th"
"Do you have a Medicinal Marijuana card?"
"Nope."
"Hand it over. Now would you prefer I destroy it or check it and book you for it?"
I look at him dubiously, "Um... destroy it?"
Then we had a little talk about what that meant and he took it with him.
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Originally Posted by huck
This is one of the better parts. After he's done examining under my hood he just turns to me and says, "How much weed you have on you?"
"An 8th"
"Do you have a Medicinal Marijuana card?"
"Nope."
"Hand it over. Now would you prefer I destroy it or check it and book you for it?"
I look at him dubiously, "Um... destroy it?"
Then we had a little talk about what that meant and he took it with him.
"An 8th"
"Do you have a Medicinal Marijuana card?"
"Nope."
"Hand it over. Now would you prefer I destroy it or check it and book you for it?"
I look at him dubiously, "Um... destroy it?"
Then we had a little talk about what that meant and he took it with him.
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Last edited by svo+wrx; Apr 14, 2011 at 08:40 PM.
never break 2 laws at once.
A wise friend once told me, "if your gonna break the law, do it one at a time"
What I'm trying to say is this, if you carrying some pot, don't speed.
Thats why I stay away from tints etc.... cos I don't need to be pulled over 75% of the time.
hope this helps
What I'm trying to say is this, if you carrying some pot, don't speed.
Thats why I stay away from tints etc.... cos I don't need to be pulled over 75% of the time.
hope this helps
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Originally Posted by huck
This is one of the better parts. After he's done examining under my hood he just turns to me and says, "How much weed you have on you?"
"An 8th"
"Do you have a Medicinal Marijuana card?"
"Nope."
"Hand it over. Now would you prefer I destroy it or check it and book you for it?"
I look at him dubiously, "Um... destroy it?"
Then we had a little talk about what that meant and he took it with him.
"An 8th"
"Do you have a Medicinal Marijuana card?"
"Nope."
"Hand it over. Now would you prefer I destroy it or check it and book you for it?"
I look at him dubiously, "Um... destroy it?"
Then we had a little talk about what that meant and he took it with him.
LOL, yea he's gonna "destroy it" via smoking it! b/\stard.....LOL
I'm just curious....what was your little talk about? what DOES destroying it mean? inhaling it?
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Originally Posted by stimul8n
huck, my attempt at honesty landed me a speeding ticket and smog ref visit, where the hell was that cop when i got popped, sheeit...
well next time carry around enough diggity-dank to bribe your way outta the mess
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Originally Posted by glenspen
A wise friend once told me, "if your gonna break the law, do it one at a time"
What I'm trying to say is this, if you carrying some pot, don't speed.
Thats why I stay away from tints etc.... cos I don't need to be pulled over 75% of the time.
hope this helps
What I'm trying to say is this, if you carrying some pot, don't speed.
Thats why I stay away from tints etc.... cos I don't need to be pulled over 75% of the time.
hope this helps
Nicely put.
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I sur am glad you didn't have to go to the big house! I have heard they are not as gentle as Krinkov and I are and you could have ended up with an inverted colonic, hemmorhoidial rectal dialation( that would be a turned out booty performed without any form of viscous material and then no kiss goodnight)
Thank your past Karma for getting off so easy and work towards building up some more points for a bit... then speed away again cuz it's so farcking fun!
Thank your past Karma for getting off so easy and work towards building up some more points for a bit... then speed away again cuz it's so farcking fun!
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