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LOL @ this - we should compare paystubs sometime - but only after you scroll up and look at my ears both past and present.

 

lol but with normal ears how can you expect to make money? Studies show that only people with normal sized ears can make large sums of cash. It has to do with them money glads in the ears.

haha original post ftw. =p

 

aaahahah! i bet underdeveloped money glands are what makes stretched ears stink like crazy.

 

Yes studies show that a slow flow of steady cash can result in fowl smelling ears. In fact it is the "retardation" of the cash glads that directly effect this process. Now there are cases in which these glads are naturally insufficient. In a worst case scenario the subject goes threw a process of zombification that leaves them smelling rather fowl all over and with an overwhelming thirst for change. Treatments are being Developed to prevent this though. The "welfare" project has proved quite promising in the prevention of the zombification, but subjects often exhibits side effects that include laziness, bed sores, and in some cases drug addiction.