Hey you riding your brakes, yeah, don't get pissed off that I almost rear-ended you. I cannot tell when you are going to stop BECAUSE YOU BRAKE LIGHTS ARE ALWAYS LIT!!!!!!!!! It only takes one foot to drive an automatic transmission.

 

Too all the dip**** bicycle riders on skyline, I don't need to come around a blind corner at full lean and find you smack dab in the center of my ****ing lane!!! This Is a beautiful stretch of road that was made for sport bikes and Is not a place for you to pedal your stupid bike In your ridiculous riding gear....





Not actually racing on skyline just having fun In the twisties

 

Hey you! The two blonde *****es in the "super dope" red Dodge Neon on Hillsdale Blvd.... **** YOU! NO, I dont wanna race you. That Wings West craptastic bodykit, PepBoys rims, super mad tyte DTM-tipped exhaust, and your stickers must give you tons of HP. When my A4 with CEL, zero boost and a tiptronic passed you in the left lane, it wasnt to instigate a race, it was to go faster than 20mph. Yes, I have an exhaust, not a reason to think I wanna race your ***........

 

Enter original Spy-Hunter modifications

 

you in the costco shirt not letting me return my tv because its 2 weeks past your new gay *** return policy. **** YOU!!! this tv is obviously not working correctly, you said you have even heard of this problem before, but still wont let me return it. asshat, i understand you didnt write the return policy, but i have been with people you have bent the return policy for. i am sorry i didnt buy a $2000 tv, it was $500 but i didnt expect costco to sell a craptastic product. i didnt even want my money back, just an exchange.

my costco memebership expires this month, and i dont think i will be renewing it, mother ****er

 

yeah alot of people need to see how they drive from a 3rd person view, they would probally take themselves off the road

 

you, pulling out of the parking lot in your 3 ton Suburban talking on the phone and drinking your coffee, you need to look both ways cause you almost ran me down while I was walking my dog on the sidewalk.

 

It's actually not called the "fast lane". It's called the PASSING LANE. I don't give a **** if you're going 75 in a 65, if you're not PASSING someone then get the **** out of the lane so I can PASS you and continue on my merry way. Your subjective view of going "fast" isn't necessarily mine. GTF over!!!

-Brian

 

Yea if I'm in the fast lane riding your *** move out the way. I usually drive at a reasonable speed no faster than 80-85 but a condition of my PTSD makes me very unhappy when people are in front of me. So move you effing prius out of my way. It should be illeagal for priuses and any form of unfast cars. To include SRT4's to drive in the fast lane.

 

the duhm *** in the (grayish/brown/charcoal WHATEVER the f*@kin color that is) Mustang that blasted past me (and car in fromt of me) at Expressway on ramp in the carpool lane looking back at me through your left mirror to see if i would try to run ya or thinking that you're freakin fast! car in front of me was too close for me to try and ALL THAT BULLS*@T just to get off at next exit...

 

oh and the other one! civic coupe lowered, exh (noise), wheels cant remembr color but... pulling up next to me revving up and hovering waiting for me to do something while i have my wife and two babies wth me... (you can see cause i dont have any tint) DUMBSH*$T!!!!

(and i still smoked ur *** when i floored it and hit 65)

 

i love this thread!!! sat sri akal GaGaN bhaaaji!!

 

Ok this one just made me furious...

To the ****ing ******* in the ZR-1, yes a ZR-1, HIT THE GAS you ****! you own one of the fastest American cars ever made, and you got on the freeway at 45...forty ****ing five you *******! Yes that was a forester riding your *** getting on the ramp, yes that was a forester that went past you at the delta of the onramp, and yes that was me that flipped you off as I did.

****! drivers like that should be hauled out of their cars by citizens like me, and executed on the side of the road for the good of all humanity.

 

I could probably have something to write daily. 100+ mile round trip commute, Tracy to San Jose. But the biggest problem I have happens at an onramp. For anyone that has driven 84 and gotten onto 580 eastbound has used this on-ramp. There are 2 lanes, one carpool, one regular. **** you to all the stupid idiot *****es that are in the right lane and stare at the metering light for the carpool instead of looking to the right and seeing that you already missed 3 green lights. Yes that is me behind you, honking my horn and screaming at you to look ****ing right. The right lane has a light, the left lane has a light. Are you people too ****ing stupid to realize you are looking at the wrong light? This **** happens daily.

Another time at that same light, left work early, got to this ramp and it's way backed up. Like it took my 3 lights to get onto the ramp. I have carpool today and still can't make it onto the ramp. I notice the freeway is moving great. Finally I get the chance to get on the ramp, I use the shoulder, pass the morons to get into the carpool lane behind one car that proceeds to pull up to the limit line with a metering light that IS NOT EVEN ON!!!!!! There was probably 15-20 cars on this ramp with probably another 15-30 trying to get on and all these morons are stopping at the limit line waiting for the metering light to turn green when the lights weren't even activated. I was honking the horn at the moron in front of me when he finally decided to just go with me right behind so completely pissed.

 

rofl freaking ovearbear. i love ur antics